100 Reasons why Ryan shouldn't join the military

[coRtALoS]

I'll start it off...

Numero Uno: Retards shouldn't have guns to begin with!

 

[RyanXWing]

Fuck you Sean, fuck you.

 

[Sogeking]

I'll start it off...

Numero Uno: Retards shouldn't have guns to begin with!

more like reason 1-100.

Number 2: it might get him laid

 

[concrete_sox]

number 3: bcos stone cold said so

 

[coRtALoS]

Number 4: "Don't ask, don't tell"

 

[Forged]

#5 Public showers and asians have small cocks

 

[coRtALoS]

and asians have small cocks

... Ryan's Irish...

 

[Sogeking]

he's neonazi

 

[RyanXWing]

Hence the Giant "HAIL THE IRISH!" In my signature with the colors of the Irish flag.

 

[Forged]

... Ryan's Irish...

My point still stands, he might have to look at an asian's penis. This could boost his confidence and make him feel invincible. Unfortunatly, the Irish are drunk, it is the Scotish that are highlanders. This could lead to him being shot and killed in a drunken stupper.

 

[Sogeking]

Hence the Giant "HAIL THE IRISH!" In my signature with the colors of the Irish flag.

wanna be irish bastard

 

[TrongaMonga]

For some reason I can't really imagine Ryan in the army.

It's just like imagining me as an American, won't fit.

 

[Sogeking]

For some reason I can't really imagine Ryan in the army.

It's just like imagining me as an American, won't fit.

or little-cheese

 

[coRtALoS]

(We're listing reasons you douches. Get non-OT!)

Number 6: Ryan's never played Counter Strike or any FPS game for that matter. That shows a lack of dedication to his soon-to-be profession, and a lack of skill.

 

[Sogeking]

Number 7: ryan can't live w/o 4chan

 

[TrongaMonga]

(We're listing reasons you douches. Get non-OT!)

Number 6: Ryan's never played Counter Strike or any FPS game for that matter. That shows a lack of dedication to his soon-to-be profession, and a lack of skill.

I listed one, banana, I can't imagine him in the military! That's a pretty good reason since the world is based on what I imagine.

 

[Wing Zero]

8: he has a mac that cant run quicktime therefore he cant use a gun :O

 

[Glowy]

9. He's not use to masturbating in front of naked men.


You gotta stay focused to keep it up in a crowd.

 

[RyanXWing]

I'm 15/16 Irish!
And I told you I played loads of Ghost Recon Sean!
Seriously though **** you guys!

 

[Jason]

10. Lolmilitary (this was intended to be in all caps)