You kno when u played too much cs

[KillerMe]

104) You think you can set the gravity, and effects in your house just because you're the admin.

105) You're 25+ and still live in your mom's basement.

 

[xjMaN88lx]

106) you're 25+ and u still play the game :\

107) You failed your Finals just because you were playing CS all night

108) "Clan matches come before friends"

109) "Girls have cooties"

110) "my doctor says im big boned, my baby flab will go away when i walk to school everyday"

 

[LimpBizquick]

When you get terrible headaches from playing for hours :shoot

 

[Xclue'D]

112) You say BS if someone does something lucky
113) instead of saying yes u say C+1
114)You get called by ur cs name
115) all your friends u met on cs

 

[KoOkGoOk]

116) You post on these forums as well as play the game.

 

[Xclue'D]

117) your ASWD keys are so faded u cannot see them

 

[Master.America]

118) you were diagnosed (online, of course) with a condition commonly known as "Counter-strike carpel-tunnel syndrome"; your right wrist hurts when you move it, and your AWSD keys are stuck or missing.

 

[FZ. | gOsu]

119) when ou get so man when you get killed by some newb ith 300 ping that you throw your keyboard...

 

[Xclue'D]

120) When you know ever part of every map...

 

[xjMaN88lx]

131) when you post things for no reason and try to think of things just so u can get the post count

132) you end up growing a 5th roll of fat

133) you fail gym class

134) you never went to a party

135) you still watch "the rugrats"

136) your social life died 4 years ago

137) your only friends have names look [*OF*]poophead etc.

 

[Goliathisgodly87]

10 applys to me

 

[Xclue'D]

138) when you get accused of hacking even on lan

 

[azk12000]

139) you are still religiously playing a game using nearly 6 year old technology

140) you bind keys in other games to emulate CS

141) Owned becomes part of your day to day vocabulary

142) You use the crappiest guns just to show how 1337 you are

143) you have 1337 speak in your screen name

144) your reflexes are finely tuned and you flich at everythingin real life but you have no muscle to back it up

fortunatly only 140 and 141 actually aply to me

 

[Xclue'D]

haha yea i dont that in diablo ,

wepon switch is Q my skills are , a , w , s ,d and my quests are ` , and my run is shift ,

hehehe

 

[FZ. | gOsu]

145) when you dream about the counter-strike match you have the next ay and try to plan where you are ganna go in your sleep...
146) it works

 

[memime]

75) when you post over 5 answers in a thread

 

[memime]

hehe i follow Xclue'D he is so gay look at all his gayness

8754321816432876130-457610) WHEN Xclue'D is your friend

 

[mthegreatone]

147) when u actually are able to come up with reasons why u play too much CS

 

[Xclue'D]

148) when u want anal sex with the cs models like memime

 

[Hemlock]

149) When you turn your old comp into a server just so you can slap, slay, llama, kick noobs and be an abusive admin