151. when you see your friends run, you tell them to walk because they might be heard
152. You can get kills with your screen turned off.
153. You think that glock is the best hand gun just because you can own them with burst fire.
154. You try to buy a AWP on ebay
155. when you thought your friend asked you for your wonid and you said YOU CANT BAN ME FROM ALL SECURE SERVERS!
156. You are sleeping and you carry a .usp just incase a terrorist might pop up and try to knife you
157. You play football and you see every1 fall down and you spray em and you say "GOD LIKE!!!!!!!!!!"