Starcraft jokes

[ArMeD_SuRvIvOr]

your momma is so fat that when she gets parasited by a queen, she reveals the whole map!! LoL xD

damn this was meant to keep the starcraft section alive... but jeez its ****ing dead

 

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Usually when somethings dead you let it be. Its like digging up a courpse. Let it just be in peace. Or its like letting a dog sleep. I'd be pissed too if you woke me up. Same goes for Grandma and Grandpa, waking up them up would get them upset. Usually when G-ma and G-pa sleep they die in a sad, climatic way....

SC joke aiy?!

What's the difference between a 5 lb piece of shit and 1 zealot killing 150 lings?

Spoiler

they've both bullshit......AHAHAHHHAAHAHAHA

 

[ArMeD_SuRvIvOr]

lolzors. Poor sc it's dying, I mean you people post too much on wc3 and never on Sc section :O You guys let it die

 

[Vadriel]

I love SC, but it's no fun to play online anymore...nothing but BSers and UMSers...no good 3v3fastestgreens anymore...

 

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Truly I saw this, SC is dead.

 

[Ninja_Blue]

Fastest maps suck

 

[Vadriel]

Fastest maps own.

 

[T3h Sorrow]

i'd play if my app worked ><! is there a new no cd loader? ill get it if i can find one

 

[Bizzy Bone]

Does the Moderator do their job here?

 

[Bizzy Bone]

Nope hehehhehe i bet i can post porn and keep it here for a day and then remove it . maybe i will xD!!

 

[Zodd]

You do that. If it weren't for the Medics, I would've quit SC 7 years ago. <3

 

[Bizzy Bone]

Read my replies, n00by mods.
>xD!! (its true)

 

[T3h Sorrow]

shut the **** up bizzy, god damn spammer.

okay, im installing SC now damnit, i hope you bastards are happy, add my acct...

ill be on EAST not ****ing west or europe or ASIA!

 

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Wow, this thread went fast. Real fast. If Off Topic was cool you'd all be hip cats.

 

[T3h Sorrow]

is anything on topic? a zerg says what?

 

[Vadriel]

A zergling, a hydralisk, and a broodling hop/slither/scuttle into a bar. The Zergling kills 20 very drunk humans and feasts on their flesh. The Hydralisk kills 50 very drunk humans and feasts on their flesh. The broodling scuttles over to one human and spontaniously dies.


*slaps knee in hearty laughter* AAAAhahahahaahahaha!

 

[dArKmIsChIeF]

your momma is so fat that when she gets parasited by a queen, she reveals the whole map!! LoL xD

HAHAHAHAHA

 

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A zergling, a hydralisk, and a broodling hop/slither/scuttle into a bar. The Zergling kills 20 very drunk humans and feasts on their flesh. The Hydralisk kills 50 very drunk humans and feasts on their flesh. The broodling scuttles over to one human and spontaniously dies.


*slaps knee in hearty laughter* AAAAhahahahaahahaha!

this made my laugh for some reason.