Ok lets put a nice solid end and agreement to this

[Ghetto_Rap_Masta]

Ok ok, ive been noticing an ever increasing conflict between us Elf lovers and you human-humanoids, and i want to make a treaty that will stop this nonsensical arguing.

The deal is simple and effective. As representative of the Elf Lovers (cause i loved elves from the start, i had to convince the other Elf Lovers), i promise our group will stop the following:
-human female bashing and insults
-constantly talking about elves in posts that clearly dont involve the topic
-going too far and boring you human-lovers with our Elf talk
-we will for now on, talk about elves only in threads we make for other Elf Lovers to read

As your part of the bargain goes, the following must be done;
-respecting our opinions as far as our sex tastes (Elves of course) goes
-not insulting, flaming, spamming, or posting useless off-topic junk in threads made by Elf Lovers
-posting about Elves in Elf Lover posts is to be done ONLY if you have something good to say about them or contribute to Elf Lover cause, and if we allow you to (notice clearly i said and, that means even if we let you talk in our threads, you gotta treat us right still)

Im sure by following these guidelines, we can keep order around here

 

[hunter_killer]

yeah, i can go by that. to day, in school, i went to this site, and i said "don't you think that elf is fine?" and this one girl was pissed cause i showed her one of your posts and your avatar. she thinks i'm crazy for liking elves.

 

[Ghetto_Rap_Masta]

ok but for this to work, im gonna need a lil help from you guys. You see, for some of these rules to work i need to know whos an Elf Lover and who is sticking with regular women.

If your an Elf Lover please say so, if not, please say so also.
Please also keep in mind for this to work like a charm were gonna need you guys to post seriously, so please choose from the 2 choices of EL or regular person thank you.

My goal is to end fighting here, not incite it. Please no jabbering on for nothing/off topic issues in this thread

 

[hunter_killer]

you can't do that. i like both. i can go 2way anyday

 

[Ghetto_Rap_Masta]

ok if you like both, then it changes.

People who like both must respect these rules, but at the same time the rules that cant apply to them they can forget about. I cant really describe it more, ill figure something out as time passes

 

[YeoKeh]

i like elfs and did u get my pm and pics? i sent u

 

[flashflores2]

you have gone *little* too far with this Ghetto

 

[Ghetto_Rap_Masta]

not at all, im ensuring ppl stop fighting for a long time to come

 

[punk rock yam]

but elf chicks suck BECAUSE THEY ARENT REAL.

if elf chicks were real id choose them over the girls here anyday. but jesus dude, would you just give up and get a real girlfriend?

 

[Ghetto_Rap_Masta]

i already have one, and she understands clearly my love for Elves exeeds all else

Shes an openminded person and doesnt mind much

 

[punk rock yam]

who is your girlfriend? definately not a goth or a punk. so it must be one of those AVERAGE girls

 

[james_in_time]

nope i think its called ummm fantazia or lebian....ean or wat ever .

 

[silentwolf]

i like humans cause elf pictures are fake. (no offence to elf lovers)

 

[RiX]

this elf crap has gotten to the point of stupidness and shutup and die gg k thanks go to the corner and jerk off to the elf pictures while we get sucked off in real life done k bye shutup

 

[Apherius]

Well, i agree with Rix but not in such a vehement form. I like your sense of fantasy, but please stop such banter. I will respect your elf-loving but realize that it is extremely sad and pathetic.

 

[punk rock yam]

rix just ended it, say your goodbyes and kill this thread

 

[Emperor Pan I]

Samus Forever !!!!

 

[Apherius]

what the hell does that mean, pan?

 

[coRtALoS]

The Asylum is meant for bickering, bantering, harassing, bashing, vulgarity, frustration venting, and anything you feel like posting aside from spam, pornography, and anyone's personal information. This treaty doesn't have to be recognized by anyone as what you say against or for it will not affect anyone that visits here. This is a place of chaos, and I'd think that making something like this would be the exact antithesis...

I think punk rock yam would have something to say about this. Punks are generally anarchists, like one of my friends. If only he had a functioning PCI expansion slot he could get his damn ethernet card working and have DSL again...

 

[Ghetto_Rap_Masta]

lol your right....

i guess i was just bored out of my mind and had nothing else tdo that night. Some1 pls send this thread to te Void already