a blonde is broke and needs some money so she decides to kidnap somebody, so she goes to the school playground and grabs a kid and says, youve been kidnapped, she writes a note saying, ive kidnapped your son, if you want him back fill a bag with $10,000 and put it under the oak tree next to the school playground and signed it as, A Blonde, she pinned the note to the kids shirt and sent him home, the next day she checked under the tree and there wuz a brown paper bag, she checked it and it had all 10 grand, then she saw a not on it, it read, How could you do this to a fellow blonde?!!?
a blonde is down on her luck and is about to get her car reposesed, so she decideds to prey to god to try to win the lotto, so that night before she went to bed she got on her knees and preys, deer god, please let me win the lottery, i have no money and im about to lose my car, then she got up and went to bed, the next day she checked the news and found out she didnt win, and the next day they toed her car, a week later she found out she was going to lose her house, so she decided to try preying to god again, so that night befor she went to bed she preys, please god i have no money, they toed my car last week and now they are going to take my house, please let me win the lottery, she went to bed and the next day she checked the news again and she realized she didnt win, she became furious and started screeming, WHY GOD WHY HAVE YOU FOSAKEN ME, IVE ALWAYS BEEN GOOD, WENT TO CHURCH, I ASKED YOU FOR HEP AND YOU Æ’UCKED ME!!!!, then she heard a deep voice,Please Brandi, work with me heer, buy a Æ’uckin tickit