Hello, my name is Az, and I have a problem

[-Azrael666-]

I'm addicted to being better than everyone else yea yea so I'm here.. I think cort drugged me and dragged my limp body here because I don't remember anything so yea, hi cort, hi everyone I don't know, and um.. hi God.. I love you.. so much... I want you.

 

[-Azrael666-]

yoyo homies

trying out my new sig

oh yea and check out my homepage.. it's fly :tnt

 

[Zero Fantasie]

Welcome! Have fun at BF!

 

[Ntrik_]

hi whalecum to bf, dont use red letters because I cant read it, make sure you dont double post, use edit button,

and Worship N_, Cort is evil, he abuses his power like he abuses little children in BF, just get away from cort!

Hes gonna get cha, he dragged you here? just dont surf alone during night.

 

[Pains Requiem]

if u try to be better then everyone else here in BF...
your not gonna last long

 

[-Azrael666-]

psssh

like i have to try

 

[coRtALoS]

Azrael's a fag, though he makes goddamn good maps for SC. Worship of him will commence Thursdays and Fridays between 6-8PM EST. Please be there or you're banned.

 

[TrongaMonga]

EST time sucks. Get real and official time. GMT.

 

[Wing Zero]

Azrael's a fag, though he makes goddamn good maps for SC. Worship of him will commence Thursdays and Fridays between 6-8PM EST. Please be there or you're banned.

WIll do
O yea Welcome

 

[Auron]

Won't do but Welcome Az.

 

[x42bn6]

Being better than others counteracts the fact that coRtALoS dragged you here.

Welcome to BattleForums. Please don't double post.*

 

[-Azrael666-]

counteracts?

um.. contradicts? lol 4 hours a week? that's weak.. how about you worship me all the time and get 4 hours of break time every week.. you can start by building me a pyramid.. but i won't be shown up by people who lives thousands of years ago.. make them 5 sided.. and on top of a mountain so planes can see.. that's all oh and you have to idolize me as a god.. that way you will burn amongst the damned when the real god gets wind of it


God =====> :angry

 

[coRtALoS]

um.. contradicts? lol 4 hours a week? that's weak.. how about you worship me all the time and get 4 hours of break time every week.. you can start by building me a pyramid.. but i won't be shown up by people who lives thousands of years ago.. make them 5 sided.. and on top of a mountain so planes can see.. that's all oh and you have to idolize me as a god.. that way you will burn amongst the damned when the real god gets wind of it


God =====> :angry

Az, if you ever constructed any sort of monument, it'd be in the shape of a penis to symbolize just how ghey you are sir.

 

[Kitty]

O.O

Ooook...

*hands Az a ox of catnip*

*slowly backs out of the thread*

 

[-Azrael666-]

well..

if you think that's scary, you should see me rip up dance dance revolution.. lmao :yum

 

[Samsara]

*devours noob's soul*

three things
1. whatever cort says, do the opposite
2. read teh stickies. read them, learn them, live them.
3. donate 25 gil to Edd_N every friday to prevent banning.

 

[Magikarp]

Welcome to my anus.

 

[-Azrael666-]

hey cort

cort.. i finished that map.. the one we were kidding about.. well i got really bored.. and, well.. 10 minutes later i had given birth to a disgusting abomination.. oh well can't turn back time now, so i have it if you want it :sly

 

[Andrew]

welcome to the forums.

i am turok.

 

[Unknown_Being]

Hello there? I am TSPLoI(The Self-Proclaimed Lord of Insanity), Unknown_Being EzDay, EzDay2, EzDay3, cC.Tempest, Skeletal_Wræth. Now, go worship yourself.