Gay connection

[BAZ]

i try to sign onto bnet and i get the message unabe to connect to battle.net, you may be trying to connect to an invalid battle.net server blah blah blah

i also cant do udp games, other computers on the same router same internet same wireless connection work so i dont think its a problem with the router, i have all necessary ports n hsit open, i searched the problem on google and found other forums where people have the same fcukin problem but they cant find a solution either, turned off firewall, router firewall, i tried EVERYTHING but it just wants to be gay please help

6/3 13:26:17.812 Connecting to Battle.net...
6/3 13:26:18.093 Trying to load ws2_32.dll
6/3 13:26:18.093 querying gateway
6/3 13:26:18.171 searching for the fastest server
6/3 13:26:18.218 NOTE- ConnectThreadProc: connect didn't link with host (10061)
6/3 13:26:18.218 NOTE- ConnectThreadProc: connect didn't link with host (10061)
6/3 13:26:18.265 NOTE- ConnectThreadProc: connect didn't link with host (10061)
6/3 13:26:18.328 NOTE- ConnectThreadProc: connect didn't link with host (10061)
6/3 13:26:18.375 NOTE- ConnectThreadProc: connect didn't link with host (10061)
6/3 13:26:18.421 NOTE- ConnectThreadProc: connect didn't link with host (10061)
6/3 13:26:18.468 NOTE- ConnectThreadProc: connect didn't link with host (10061)
6/3 13:26:18.531 NOTE- ConnectThreadProc: connect didn't link with host (10061)
6/3 13:26:18.578 NOTE- ConnectThreadProc: connect didn't link with host (10061)
6/3 13:26:18.625 NOTE- ConnectThreadProc: connect didn't link with host (10061)
6/3 13:26:18.671 NOTE- ConnectThreadProc: connect didn't link with host (10061)
6/3 13:26:18.734 NOTE- ConnectThreadProc: connect didn't link with host (10061)
6/3 13:26:18.734 no servers found
6/3 13:26:20.281 Could not connect to Battle.net

UPDATE SORRY FOR DOUBLE POST


i finally got this computer to get onto bnet but now i cant get into gameplay i can join games n shit but wont play or start.... i kno the thing about 2 SC cant be on same router but it works with my other laptop (having 2 laptops doing SC in the same game on battle.net) but it dont work wit this laptop so i kno its possible someone please help

 

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Are you playing on Spawn version? Spawn can only join games.