Funniest/stupidest/most memorable moments.

[RyanXWing]

Once when I was a newb, I got one bc, said omg this owns and attacked with it... it died ... then the person I attacked was like. That better have just been a powerful scout. And I was like... er no that was my army...

Post your moments

 

[Beer $lut]

I asked for allied victory on ladder.

 

[Spirit-Reaper]

I remember I had to say "My wang is inferrior to yours" in order to get a allied victory


But he didnt and killed me anyway

 

[coRtALoS]

I wouldn't ally someone that actually said that to me either.

Mine is trying to BS someone unsuccessfully:

Me: "Die mother****er!"

(After his base defenses completely erradicate my BC army)

Him: "Forget to unally?"

 

[Sakuhta]

Once... on 'micro jail...' I was SCV rushed by a comp

 

[Kao]

Once I made it to the second to last level on Matrix Def on your own, and I got ****y and saved 15000 minerals for a damn upgrade, and I leaked 1 unit and lost ><

 

[RyanXWing]

Originally posted by Sakuhta
Once... on 'micro jail...' I was SCV rushed by a comp

You just renewed the funnyness of that

 

[Sakuhta]

Originally posted by RyanXWing
You just renewed the funnyness of that

I was almost crying

 

[RyanXWing]

poor saky

I got another good time, I attacked a guy with a scout force of 2 marines and I won

 

[dP]

once i was in a 4v4 game and all the enemies were noobs so we all worker rushed them and won

 

[Guest]

I was new to sc and vsing 7v1 hard comp. Got 1 BC and said "Omg I won" and the zerg had the whole map. Lol.

 

[RyanXWing]

I was just playing and some guy attacked me with one siege tank, he sieged with no protection, I sent in a warith to kill it :/

Guy: Wtf why didn't it attack your plane thingy?

 

[Jimbo]

hmmm memerable moments.. killin sak in 1v1's , but now he owns me n teh wc3

 

[Sakuhta]

Originally posted by Jim Morrison
hmmm memerable moments.. killin sak in 1v1's , but now he owns me n teh wc3

I've never 1v1ed you on SC.

 

[x42bn6]

I played Zerg against a computer and I was figuring out how to increase my population and how to get more units.

Then I clicked the Larvae and I said, "Oh....."

Then along comes a Zealot rush. >_<

 

[CerebralChain]

When some newb joined my game, recognized me, and said; "hay, ur the gyu taht gave me mine very firts win "

..

That sucked :/

 

[Jimbo]

yes u have 1v1 me on sc,u dont remember? we did a few times on LT... oh well

 

[Crookedfoot]

1v1 - Toss v Toss
I set up a basic of block the ramp and stuck a few cannons up and was going through normal build.
Sent a probe to take a peek, the guy had maybe 12 probes but nothing else.
So I took a bite of his Nexus.
He sent all of his probes against my one, so I took off back home.
All of his probes died at the ramp.
Then the message.
"Hey how'de you get those?"

I didn't have the heart to finish him off.

 

[RyanXWing]

You did the right thing crooked, you did the right thing.

I remembered another one,

Playing island hop: Newb:How the hell do I get off the island
Me: you fly off with a dropship.
Newb: What the heck my dropship wont put people in water...
*Later*
Newb: Why wont my dropship unload?
Me: Because you don't have anything in it.

 

[Hot Action Akule]

one time i was playing LT vs gump and jackie in a ffa.



Another time, i was playing a 7v1 comp game, and we went at 4v1.... and me and this newb decided to bs... so we went and started killing blue, while orange, the other dude, got a HUGE HUGE HUGE HUGE mass of overlords... like if they counted for 1/2 a supp they'd be more than maxed out... and he sends em to the comp base and said WTF WHY dont they attack? and laughing me and the other bser said because they dont... and he said What about those tentacle thingys? Dont those attack? and while we killed blue, he uh... killed me and the other bser with mass hydras... (i went zealots and a few scouts... but uh... he killed my base first... and i lsot a lot to blue... so um... by the time brown, the other bser got to my base i was almost dead... and we killed blue but orange killed us both... he wasnt a newb he was ****ing with us...)