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I personally think many changes need to be made for the best of warcraft 3 tft 1.17 Here is a list

Don't nerf ud remove them. Don't you guys think it would be much beter if ud was completlly removed from the game and replaced by an army of
:butterfly 's I for one know I would

Give footmen machine guns. They suck to bad to defend anything without them

Huntress's should throw 5 pound (or 2.3kilo for you european kids) weights. They are just to fast

Grunts need inventory slots with boots of speed at start

we need a hero whos ultimate has something to do with sodomy

Priest should have to suck the unit it is healing's penis.

I think there is definatlly more, I will think of more balances later.
 

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That would have to be Nightelf.

Uhm mountain giants should be reduce 1 armor and give a 1000 hp increase gg.
 

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or give archmage ability to create WE with 1k life+ 56-123 dmg, that would be the shit
 

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ha, we should send this into battle.net so blizzard sees it :p
 

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Priest should have to suck the unit it is healing's penis.
Then we will have to change roles between priest and sorc.

Sorc will = Priest

Priest will = Sorc
 

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:butterfly butterfly's instead of ud would definately be better...

imagine army's of men, orc, and night elf will all bow down before teh might of teh :butterfly and all land will be covered with rainbows and pollen. A very allergic pollen that will make livin for all orcs, men, and night elves unbearable with coughs and sneezes.


:butterfly -- :morph -- :lucifer
 

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Some time I like to watch my replays in 8x, and pretend I'm the greatest wc player in the world. ^^

Really though the best change that could possibly ever be made is for the owner of vivendi to bequeth all he owns to NGB then I will purchase a small island where I will be king in a live action warcraft theme park, and I will sit upon a thrown with hot chicks dressed like sexy NE archers, and will be known as TheGreatNGB.

Yeah it's gonna be f'n awesome guys just wait.
 

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Oh this isnt serious. Footmen need machine guns i agree and rilfes need laser guns. Tanks need air-ground rockets and flying machines need nuclear bombs.
 

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Or maybe all of the NE get naked, and instead of shooting with bows, they shoot with milk from there tittys.
 

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Originally posted by Above_70Percent
Or maybe all of the NE get naked, and instead of shooting with bows, they shoot with milk from there tittys.
OMG HAX!!!1!

Rofl!!!1! I don't think I even want to know what your plans for the dotts, and dotc are^^
 

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Originally posted by Above_70Percent
Or maybe all of the NE get naked, and instead of shooting with bows, they shoot with milk from there tittys.
lol now that would enhance the games visuals!
 

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K back on topic, I tihnk they really shoulda delete UD or majorly nerf it so it's like a handicapped chicken.
 

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Actually someone told me today that mass wind riders pwn ud now, I haven't tryed it yet but if that is true than that is all the nerf I need. -_-
 

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Originally posted by Forged
Actually someone told me today that mass wind riders pwn ud now, I haven't tryed it yet but if that is true than that is all the nerf I need. -_-
yeah i totaly agree coz iam a orc user and i use wind riders all the time verus every thing....it bloody works
 

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not if they go fiends and statues it wont work...
 
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