BF's 7th Birthday - Win a Starcraft 2 Beta Key!

[Rtm]

Blizzard is Chobo because they took over ten years to pump out a sequel for StarCraft.

 

[Emperor Pan I]

In soviet Russia, Starcraft is Chobo because Blizzard took over ten years to pump out a sequel.

 

[Jenny]

In real Russia, Russia is chobo because Starcraft just recently released there.

 

[Rtm]

George Lucas is Chobo because he decided to not make episodes seven through nine.

 

[Emperor Pan I]

George Lucas is chobo for making Episodes I-III

 

[Rtm]

Kim Jong-il is a chobo because he thinks he can do whatever he wants.

 

[Emperor Pan I]

The Global Recession is Chobo because of Greedy fucking people.

 

[Rtm]

Mike Tyson is a chobo because he thought he would win the fight by biting off Evander Holyfield's ear.

OM NOM NOM NOM

 

[Tyrael]

Napoleon is a chobo because Zerg rushes don't work in real life.

 

[Emperor Pan I]

Wolverine is a chobo because HULK SMASH!!!

 

[Jenny]

Blizzard is chobo because they don't give out very many beta keys.

 

[Rtm]

Jenny is a chobo because she thinks she is getting my beta key.

 

[Emperor Pan I]

Twilight is chobo because vampires don't sparkle.

 

[Rtm]

Emperor is a chobo because some vampires do sparkle...if they have piercings.

 

[Jenny]

You are a chobo for posting that. Sick.

 

[Rtm]

Jenny is a chobo because we finally found a picture of her.

 

[Tyrael]

Rtm is a chobo if you don't show it to me.

 

[Rtm]

Blackwing is a chobo because he didn't get the obvious reference.

 

[Gimmi]

The last 2 pages of this thread are chobo for not including me.

 

[The Triggerer]

CAPTAIN is a chobo because he is on the way to destruction. HA HA HA HA ....