July 30th, 2009 is BattleForums.com's 7th birthday. It is also around the time Starcraft 2's beta becomes available to a select invited few. We already have a couple of things cooking up to celebrate this great milestone, but I'd like to start it off with something simple. --------------------------------- For your chance to win a Starcraft 2 Beta Key, to be one of the first to try out Blizzard's long-awaited Starcraft 2 game, all you have to do is complete this sentence: "______ is a Chobo because ______" ("chobo" means newb in Starcraftinese) All participants will be assigned a number for each submission. Winner will be selected randomly (using random.org) on June 30th. Chances of winning obviously improves with each additional submission. Some quick rules: Post your sentence submissions here in this thread. You may post as many sentences as you'd like for as many submission points as you can get. You may NOT double post, meaning your submission will only count if the previous post was made by someone else. Your submission must make sense. Don't repeat. Each submission should be unique. Use common sense - if I think you're cheating in any way, you're disqualified. Be creative. I will give bonus points to ones that are unique and... funny. Regular rules apply - nothing overly offensive, racist, hateful, illegal, etc. GOOD LUCK! Thanks, Donny PS, post a matching picture with your sentence, and your submission will count as 4 points instead of 1 . Obviously, it all must make sense.