500 Signs that you spend too much time on BattleForums

[l33t 0n3]

55. Youve read all of these, and noticed the mistakes in counting, this shud be 60 or so...
56. You scroll over across your screen to see this post, wondering what *i* have to say.
57. You report me to the cort machine
58. You email skuzzy's new site (scriptz.com) millions of times
59. I am... err you are looking at your skuzzy cort and placebo shrines... they need human sacrifices... GRAAAAA!
60. you have as many/more posts than me.
61. you have over 50 forumser on your AIM/MSN (me..)
62. You usually have atleast 30 chats up for battleforums (me)

 

[TweaK]

63. When your IE homepage is www.battleforums.com

 

[bamthedoc]

64. When you base a clan around worshiping BF, D2, SC, and WC all at the same time
65. You preach to the world in AS.
66. You use abreviations everywhere.
67. You prefer lol to actually laughing
68. You only get off your PC is sleep overtakes you or if you have the sudden urge to read Star Trek...
69. You look at that number and laugh.
70. You learned what the previous number means while online here (or were IMed it...).

 

[Amantis]

71. When you keep thinking of Battle Forums day in and day out.
72. When your first reaction is to reach for the computer every time you approach it and start typing in www.battleforums.com into the browser.
73. When you can't help talking about your forum buddies to your real life friends (and all the events that went with it).
74. When you start laughing like a maniac whenever you think about something funny that happened within the forum.
75. When you decide to write the Battle Forums Lexicon/Encyclopedia for terms such as c0rtam1nAt10n and w00t.
76. When you search/make avatars/sigatars 'just for Battle Forums'.
77. When you spend too much time on your comp, browsing nothing but Battle Forums.

--Edit--
Damn bamthedoc for posting before me!!!

- Amantis

 

[bamthedoc]

Sorry Amantis. I promise; it may well happen again.

78. When you make comments like that.
79. When you realize you hate to learn the

button or be killed.
80. When your obsession with even numbers becomes apparent.

 

[Emperor Pan I]

81.When the board is moving slow, and you sit and wait for some new replies
82.when you try to sleep, but can't get your last post off your mind
83. your face has marks from all the times your head collapsed on the keyboard

~edit~
Bastard posted b 4 me

~Pan~

 

[bamthedoc]

84. When you just can't seem to please anyone...
85. When you get flustered about working while you're reading/typing.
86. When "Go where you want to" from Vorizan gets to you...

 

[TweaK]

87. You have read all of these numbers
88. And most of them apply to you >.<
89. You walk outside and look at something and go "lol"

 

[bamthedoc]

90. You wonder what everyone sounds like.
91. You see a robot on Robot Wars named Kat3 and think of KittieKitty.
92. Wonder if ANYONE will end on an even number besides you.

 

[hunter_killer]

93. You give people you know in person messages in 1337.
94. You actually use the "Post Reply" button.
95. Someone calls you a gay homofag, and you call them Slice.

 

[tassadar920]

96. Your post count is anywhere near mine
97. You spent 6 hours trying to think of what to put in your signature
98. You have spent 2 hours typing up something to describe your signature
99. Your anywhere near me

 

[hunter_killer]

100. You're up at 4:30 in the morning surfing the forums

(100, wo0t!)

 

[Kamikaze]

Originally posted by Amantis
72. When your first reaction is to reach for the computer every time you approach it and start typing in www.battleforums.com into the browser.
- Amantis

it's my homepage

101. you'd rather look for spam and off topic posts that need to be moved out of chit-chat over the weekend then go out to house parties (i need help )

 

[Amantis]

What if you're using somebody else's comp whose homepage isn't BF?

102. That's the first thing you type when you reach for a comp outside your usual one(s).

- Amantis

 

[ReiGn]

103. When your starcraft skills starts to deteriorate due to excessive posting in BF

 

[Kaldaris]

104. You dont even recognize spam as a food anymore.
105. You have 4 IE windows open. All on Battleforums.com

 

[Kamikaze]

106.you have to battleforums logo tattooed on your....nevermind
forget i said anything

 

[Kitty]

107. You're a chronic user of symbols to portray emotions /, ^.^, ^_^ etc.)
108. You screw the working part, instead you get a job as moderator and leech of your parent.
109. ....And you're 21 and still living in their house.
110. After what seems like an eternity, you get out of the house to get a job...just to buy Starcraft (or some other Blizzard game)

-edit-
i changed the numbers
-kami

 

[Omega Zero]

111. Then it takes decades to buy that game, when you realize a new blizzard game came out 50 years ago..

 

[IDefy]

112. when ur in summer school or failing classes.