The Kill "Master Chief" Thread.

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Laharl

And? The Omega Pirate has weapons that MC could only dream of. The Omega Pirate would just have to pick MC up, and break him like a twig. MC can break a rock with his bare hands? Big flipping whoop. The Omega broke out of a benzinate holding chamber, even though he was currently in stasis.
 

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Master Chief can respawn.

GG.
 
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Yes, and get killed over again almost instantly. That would be a pathetic existance... Getting killed repeatedly in a very painful way. Thus he suffers something worst than death.
 

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lol. even as a nintendo fanboy i have to say you can do the same thing and kill samus or link, i mean seriously? noone can stand up against miyamoto usagi. lol.

-edit ooh ooh yes this tis ultimate

link vs usagi

both are ultimate swordsman
 

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Two opponents:

one: A body of deep water. In every game so far, Master Chief dies instantly when he falls into deep water. (to cover up the fact that Halo's game engine is incapable of "swimming").


two: A Drill Sargeant's grandmother: No matter how much Chief tries, Drill Sarge's grandmother will be able to do better than that.
 
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"Miyamoto Usagi" is beaten by his lame name. Then again a mere Elite pirate could simply pwn him.
 
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He's far from the most creative or well thought out character, Hispanic. The day a gay guy (such as the super user) supports a female over a buff, strong guy because he is a simply pathetic character is a sad day indeed.
 

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toejam and earl would make a fool of MC
 

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Superman owns everyone because he's only weak against a nonexistent substance...

According to the Halo books (which are extremely well-written novels), John (SPARTAN 117) isn't the biggest, nor the fastest, nor the smartest, nor the "best-aim"er-ist, he's just the luckiest. Even so, any of the other Spartans could whoop his ass.

But you still gotta give the Chief credit...
 

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imo
Solid Snake > MC
Superman (defo) > MC

I think that MTV should do MC Death Match.... crazy :rollie
 

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Gordon Freeman would totally whoop MC's ass, all Gordon needs is a crowbar and it's GG.

And if crowbar doesn't work, he's still got his gravity gun, it's instant kill.
 
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