The 'If I were the person Above Me, I'd do....' Thread.

[Magikarp]

Die .

 

[Entos]

turn into sweet fluffy homo rabit

 

[jd-inflames]

Masturbate more.

Loosening up is a good thing

 

[Entos]

stop saying extremely random things, besides you dont kow me!

 

[coRtALoS]

Post an emo thread in the Asylum, then cry and slit my wrists when I got flamed.

 

[jd-inflames]

@Entos, it was referred to Rygon, you posted too quick

If I were Cortalos, I would quit raping 12 year old boys, and be raped by 27 year old women. Large groups of them.

 

[PunisherX]

Shave all body hair

 

[jd-inflames]

But it makes me uber secksi Can't live without being a walking talking sasquatch.

PunisherX should become further known on battleforums So that I can tell him what he should do if I were him.

 

[t.A.T.u97]

I would not shave my body hair so that tatu97 would be attracted to my hot masculine chest hairs

 

[PUMPKINHEAD]

i'd stop liking tatu

 

[jd-inflames]

I would quit undressing JD with her mind, and stop the pesky fantasies, because you are about 2 hours too far from making those into a reality.

As for Pumpkinhead (replied right before I could ), I would learn how to fix animated gifs so that woman doesn't look so poorly cropped.

 

[Jason]

Change my avatar and drive to Ohio to see me.

 

[jd-inflames]

I'm in the secret Avatar Challenge that got shut down months ago, so I can't sir. And I need a better car to get down there, my car has a hard enough time getting to Louisville

Perhaps Jason should get his liscense and come to KY to see me

 

[Jason]

Touche.

 

[Speedy]

Would start worshiping a llama.

 

[Spirit-Reaper]

Stop being black.

 

[coRtALoS]

I would add an animated .Gif of a dildo in Raper's avatar.

 

[jd-inflames]

If I were Cortalos, I would discover the true side of my sexuality, and realize I'm homosexual.

 

[Brandon]

i would realize that i should love cort and ask him for Buttsecks.

 

[Speedy]

I would leave BF.