New New New Picture Thread

[Vadriel]

im not even gonna lie i dont take pics like that on purpos..

its a cellphone pic.. so its not gonna be that clear and my other camera was ****ty

It's not even the quality that gets me. That one's actually clearer than most. It's that you paint yourself as somebody who's as dry and bland as the picture is. Try looking at the camera, or smiling...something, anything so that you don't look like a downtrodden, lifeless husk of an angsty adolescent on the verg of psychological breakdown.

I mean, I just want to pimpslap you and say "Hey, wake up! Turn a ****ing light on!"

 

[Renzokuken]

Lifeless husk. lol.

 

[Jim Morrison]

It's not even the quality that gets me. That one's actually clearer than most. It's that you paint yourself as somebody who's as dry and bland as the picture is. Try looking at the camera, or smiling...something, anything so that you don't look like a downtrodden, lifeless husk of an angsty adolescent on the verg of psychological breakdown.

I mean, I just want to pimpslap you and say "Hey, wake up! Turn a ****ing light on!"

Life lessons from jakkar.. my life must be horrible now.

 

[Jenny]

Hate to say it, but Jimbo got Jimbowned.

 

[Glowy]

this is not me

is that a pig or dalmation sitting on the toilet?

 

[Darkmatter]

Lifeless husk. lol.

Definitely from Diablo amirite?

 

[ChrisH36]

is that a pig or dalmation sitting on the toilet?

That would appear to be his hopes and dreams of coming up with better wisecracks than autistic.

 

[Darkmatter]

YAH.

 

[Barney Stinson]

put a ****ing shirt on you creep.

 

[ChrisH36]

Holy ****. He is hairer than I am.

 

[Darkmatter]

put a ****ing shirt on you creep.

Sorry it was before my nap.

 

[Glowy]

wow nice buttchin

 

[ChrisH36]

It's like Great Khali's, minus the 7'3"ness.

 

[Darkmatter]

wow nice buttchin

Yeah haha, I got it from my moms side...looks pretty grizzly when I don't shave though.

 

[Glowy]

lol people think i have a buttchin also but its just on my goatee i have blondish hair in the middle so it makes it look like a buttchin but I really don't >.>

 

[Renzokuken]

SEXY TiME WITH DM.

 

[concrete_sox]

Darkmatter why dont you grow a mustache

 

[Barney Stinson]

That would appear to be his hopes and dreams of coming up with better wisecracks than autistic.

Can't believe I almosted missed this one. I must be slipping in my old age.

 

[Darkmatter]

Darkmatter why dont you grow a mustache

My work doesn't let me work if I'm not clean shaven...my hair grows back in a day and a half or so. Shaving every 2 days sucks. If I tried to grow a beard I would need to trim it every 2 days. :/

 

[ChrisH36]

You can still get a beard if you work at a place that is cleanly shaven. You just, as you said, need to maintain it.