Nerd insults

[Jimbo]

my friend says owned all the time because of counterstrike,we can be playing dodgeball or something outside and if he hits somone he always says "you got owned" and he doesint evwen have the internet he just plays cs at an internet cafe =/

 

[CerebralChain]

Ok.. How exactly do you pronounce "pwned"?

If something goes slow in real life, just blame it on lag. I always do

 

[Raccoon]

Guessing: Powned

Someone should run it through Bonzai Buddy.

 

[RuneyPoo]

#14 or 15...) Loser, Loser, Double Loser, As If, Whatever, Get the picture..... Duh?


Lololol...

 

[Sakuhta]

Originally posted by CerebralChain
Ok.. How exactly do you pronounce "pwned"?

If something goes slow in real life, just blame it on lag. I always do

Eh... one time we were waiting for my sister to hurry her slow fat ass up, and I go, 'llllaaaaaaaaag.'

And my dad was like, 'Boy what the **** are you talking about?'

 

[xjMaN88lx]

Eh... one time we were waiting for my sister to hurry her slow fat ass up, and I go, 'llllaaaaaaaaag.'

And my dad was like, 'Boy what the **** are you talking about?'

thats when he found out of your problems.

 

[Sly]

i was gaming at a lan party and said laggy and nobody knew wtf i was talking about. my friends need to be on computers more often

 

[Magikarp]

Nerd insults? Erm.. how about this:

"My modem could beat up your modem."

That'll give em an orgasm.

 

[FuLouZero]

16. Ooohhhhhhh! You got F'ed in the A!

 

[Ebay.God]

Originally posted by Raccoon
4. "You cannot beat the fury of the swarm. *odd noise* I am the great Sakuhta!"

that is the best one i have herd yet, rofl.

i ofton call people newbs, nubs, say they have been pwned, own, say gg, in fact, my teacher was saying that i did the math problem wrong, i said **** no i didnt, you redo it newb. She redid it, said i was right, and i said ""gg newb, rejoin."

Ok.. How exactly do you pronounce "pwned"?

If something goes slow in real life, just blame it on lag. I always do

i pronounce it P Owned, seeing as what i believe it stands for is Power Owned, but w.e works, lol.


Ah yes, i also say "Talk nerdy to me " to my friends girlfriend all the time, its quite humorous, lol. And um..."My signature pwned you, you are now infected with the signature virus!!"

 

[Bjornita]

It's just a typo, doesn't really mean anything, other than owned. (Note that p and o are next to each other on the keyboard.)

"Line equals line underscore line left parentheses line greater than symbol space line underscore left parentheses right parentheses left parentheses right parentheses."

Any insults from the swordfighting part of Escape from Monkey Island. This probably also works for the armwrestling part of Return to Monkey Island, but I haven't played it in a while.

"GG nub" and various other things that someone would say after you singlehandedly manage to lose a game for your team, or are AFK the whole game, especially if you're playing a game on a server with class restrictions or auto-team balance, no AFK policy, and no admins. This could also happen if you just say something stupid or contradictory.

Any insult with words that have a suffix containing 'z0r'.

 

[Zmoney]

#1,232,323: " Any words spoken out o DW-Roit's Mouth"

 

[xXLordSlippyXx]

Originally posted by Sakuhta
The funny part is.. I'm not sure if Ms. Slippy would mind that.

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Im no slut!!!

 

[pyro_junky]

anyone who says noob outside a game or message bored.

 

[Ebay.God]

that comming from someone who has the location as "your moms bed", your a big man now.