I've been naughty

[Ghetto_Rap_Masta]

learned on Baldur's Gate 2 somwhere that Humans are actually fallen elves, who lost most of thier magical abilities, holyness, purity, and immortality after some cataclysmic event.

Too bad were we're all terrible sinners, we could be super hot elves right now if only we'd learn to be good

 

[Final Warrior]

Originally posted by Ghetto_Rap_Masta
where where where???? what post??? TELL ME!!!

do u have a 64? play The Legend of Zelda:Ocarina of Time. adult Zelda is hot, adult Link kicks ass.

 

[YeoKeh]

Originally posted by Ghetto_Rap_Masta
found some

http://www.play.net/images/gs3/races/halfelves.jpg

http://www.nwnonline.net/images/rogue.jpg

http://www.cyberjag.com/baldur/images/portraits/f08.jpg

http://www.dungeonworkshop.com/images/halfelf_gray.jpg

anyway, this should give u a general idea

on thos epics iwouldnt want my child running around with a spear or bow dam (not like im desprate)

 

[Whaturmuva]

id like to c jania and sum night elves havin a Lezbo orgie

 

[Ghetto_Rap_Masta]

yeah me to, damn NE women are hot, well actually, all elven women are hot

 

[YeoKeh]

this thread goes 4 ever lol when will it end lol dont sticky this i enjoy reading

 

[Ghetto_Rap_Masta]

the one elven chick id love to have the most is the NE priestess of the moon, damn she sounds like a nasty one in bed, very aggressive, the way i like em

 

[Whaturmuva]

yea hot stuff

 

[flashflores2]

yea...but dont get too close to her, or her tiger wil get mad...damn, just like Alladin. All hot ckicks are guarded by huge mean tigers.

 

[james_in_time]

Originally posted by Placebo
Porn and Chicken is the best mini-series ever. Porn is good for everyone. Just think if life was a big porn movie, how much better off we would........ we may want to scrap the porn music.

lol my whole life seems like a porn movie. And girls masturbation scares me my g/f has explained to me in much unwanted detail and its scarier than i thought. PORN kicks ass too. Women i don.... awww nvm there to confusing.Be afraid very afraid.

If elven chicks exsisted that would kick ass elven lesbo porn would work fine for me too. hey flash is your site done yet? Does ne one know where some lesbo elf porn is?

 

[james_in_time]

WOW! i found elf porm. photo shop bad but its worth a look

I have taken out the adress for legal reasons but if you want it tell me and i will pm it to you. It is funny!

 

[Silynt Rage]

Flashflores2, where is your animation????

 

[james_in_time]

You wanna see a really hot elf!?
http://users.adelphia.net/~amito/
i found it looking for an elf avatar.
sweet?!?!

 

[Mark4]

Hm.

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"

I like asian cute girls than 'beautiful/model-like/tall' elf girls.

 

[james_in_time]

Dude that elf chick is my new goddes

 

[flashflores2]

haha, man guys this is hard work...im trying

 

[james_in_time]

lol when do you expect it done ne way?

 

[flashflores2]

im not sure..im trying to keep it hidden from..erm, yes you know who..so its a little challenging

 

[james_in_time]

LOL, during the mid of the night all night when you know who are asleep. This is how.... ermmmmmm i learn basket-ball tactics... well kinda i do do alot of shooting and dribbling if ya get me!! ; )
lol that was j/k

 

[Ghetto_Rap_Masta]

Originally posted by james_in_time
You wanna see a really hot elf!?
http://users.adelphia.net/~amito/
i found it looking for an elf avatar.
sweet?!?!

eww, thats not really a good Elven chick, her face is too fat and rounded, and she isnt as "graceful" and elegant as a real Elven female. Real Elven women (and men) have very slender, almost over emphasized feminine appearances.

http://lord.km.ru/pictures/galadriel.jpg<<Now thats a fine elven woman , wouldnt mind landing her in bed for a night or two