If you could have one Warcraft III/TFT unit as your body guard, who would you pick?

[Theroy]

Originally posted by x42bn6
Mr. Gargoyle, meet Mr. Frost Wyrm.

2 gargs can take a wyrm. It might take 3

 

[x42bn6]

Originally posted by Theroy
2 gargs can take a wyrm. It might take 3

Originally posted by Bag
I'd like to have a gargoyle follow me around. I doubt anyone would mess with that.

I know that.....

 

[Ntrik_]

hmm a unit

I would like to have a Sorceress around, yep, *types thereisnospoon* "Cheat Enabled!"

Poly morph + invisible + slowage time

 

[DigitalElite]

I am all about the Dark Ranger...but not for secks

 

[Lone_Wolf]

as a boy guard i would have a baldemaster.No one would notice him til it was too late..^_^

 

[Khull]

A Bronze Dragon.

The fact that there immensly powerful and majestical at the same time dragons are. The perfect companion/body guard imo is a dragon.

 

[Emperor Pan I]

Originally posted by FishDynasty
I am all about the Dark Ranger...but not for secks

I dont care what you say, the DR is still sexy even after she died. She may be cold, but I'll warm her up...

 

[OMGLOLWTFPWN]

Naga myrmidon, ensnare and he looks very scary to scare people away.


edit - and i can use him as a surfboard in the summer.

 

[SimonSims]

Bah ! You know the warden would pawn all! It's impossible 2 beat her blinking... Blink in2 a bank steal money..then blink in2 a Bill creation factory and duplicate the stolen money !!

 

[VBadGirl]

for a ground bodyguard.. i would pick a tauren..
for air.. a frost wyrm
as for a hero... i'd pick.... Dh ...yum!..half demon half night elf able to kill any unit (for air he can use metta).

 

[DwarfSpirits]

hero: Priestess of the Moon, shes pretty good to look at, and if im ever in trouble she can use starfall! hahaha

ground unit: Banshee, ill just steal your unit....unless its an infernal, then ill just run away for awhile

Air unit: Gryphon, id rather have a gryphon over a dragon. Doesnt smell quite as bad as a dragon, and it would pwn a dragon anyday

 

[Xenoce]

If purely for a bodyguard, and it can use all of it's abilities (prefrably at max level) then Crypt Lord. Imagine having a small army of beetles at your command. Five huge, fierce ones, and one gigantic, massive, immensely strong one.

If for teh hot secks.... then.... There's considerably more then a few that come to mind. Archer, Huntress (Get a stronger bodyguard, riding an awesome cat, but I don't like the look of the hunt as much as the archer) Naga Siren (seriously, she's high on the list, could also teach me magic), Dark Ranger (magic), PotM (druidic magic), Sorc (magic).

Umm... any female chars I missed? Not really into the dryads or sea witch.....

 

[eat_ma_shorts]

why do you bother with this stuff anyway

 

[Jenny]

Originally posted by eat_ma_shorts
why do you bother with this stuff anyway

Probably the same reason you bother with that wonderful post of irrelevance

Air-
Please..Gyromachine any time. Free air travel, you can blow up buildings, you can blow up airplanes, you can see invisible units in our world and blow them up too.

Ground-
Siege tank. Tanks > all except Gyros and uh..Nuclear missles.

Hero-
Mountain king. Dwarves are sexy, especially ones with hammers.
Think smurf with a beard and weapon.

Dark Ranger? You know undeads plumbing doesn't work very good anymore, odor problems too. Shame shame on the necrophiliacs.

 

[Samsara]

Originally posted by Jenny

Probably the same reason you bother with that wonderful post of irrelevance

Air-
Please..Gyromachine any time. Free air travel, you can blow up buildings, you can blow up airplanes, you can see invisible units in our world and blow them up too.

Ground-
Siege tank. Tanks > all except Gyros and uh..Nuclear missles.

Hero-
Mountain king. Dwarves are sexy, especially ones with hammers.
Think smurf with a beard and weapon.

Dark Ranger? You know undeads plumbing doesn't work very good anymore, odor problems too. Shame shame on the necrophiliacs.

stole the words out of my mouth

dwarves are dead secksi.

 

[kd4]

you know, warden wouldn't be that great for stealing, because they could see you, now Sorc on the other hand has invisibility, and everyone knows invisibility>blink when stealing stuff

 

[M3_feelin_0wn3d]

ner'zhul or archimonde... *drool
archimonde >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>X999 all
ner'zhul can see future so i can run if archimonde comes (only creature that pwnz ner'zhul)

illidan amphi rox

unit: saphiron!

archimonde + saphiron = world domination , archimonde uses rain of fire. bam 5 infernal. portal. boom 4 doom guard and some fellhound. repeat till army and kill! si teh pwn (btw kil'jeaden si teh sux with 30 dam)

 

[Darkmatter]

Originally posted by eat_ma_shorts
why do you bother with this stuff anyway

It's common since. This is a WC3 Message Board. I made a thread. Your just the idiot that posted a stupid reply to my thread.