Good raceist Jokes any race i dont care

[starstryke]

mmm... blonde jokes.... I have a good one.



Three women are sitting in a pregnancy clinic waiting for their appointments. To start idle chitchat they somehow start talking about different positions during sex and how it can affect if you have a boy or a girl. The brunette said, "I'm going to have a girl since I was on the bottom". The redhead says "Well, I'm having a boy since I was on the top and that's a more dominant position." At this time the blonde starts crying hysterically. The brunette asks her what's wrong and the blonde says "I'm going to have puppies!!!"

 

[james_in_time]

lol another good one
heres a blonde
What does a blonde and a mosquito have in common?
a mosquito quits suking when u smack it.

How can ou tell if a blonde has tried to blow a horn in a car?
theres lipstick on the it.

How do you drown a blonde?
put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a pool

How can you tell the difrence from a blonde guy that has had his hair dyed and one that has natural hair?
The blonde ones girlfriends belly buttons soar. lol

 

[james_in_time]

3 reasons to break up with your girl firend
1) she has a on her stomach pointing to her **** that says high way to hel'ln'aids ( you always wondered what that meant)
2) she sleeps with the pizza boy
3)she has a kick start dildo
this was dumb one but i got a kick outa the kick start dildo one

 

[Zmoney]

what do u call a white person..








a craker


haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Diablo2rox]

What do u call 3 whites running down a hill? Avalanche
What do u call 3 Blacks runnning down a hill? Mudslide
What do u call 3 mexicans running down a hill?



















Jail Break

 

[Diablo2rox]

Originally posted by starstryke
mmm... blonde jokes.... I have a good one.



Three women are sitting in a pregnancy clinic waiting for their appointments. To start idle chitchat they somehow start talking about different positions during sex and how it can affect if you have a boy or a girl. The brunette said, "I'm going to have a girl since I was on the bottom". The redhead says "Well, I'm having a boy since I was on the top and that's a more dominant position." At this time the blonde starts crying hysterically. The brunette asks her what's wrong and the blonde says "I'm going to have puppies!!!"

LOL FUNNY!

 

[james_in_time]

i think its funny that pple r commenting on jokes rather than posting some. so common ne joke thats funny !

 

[Reno20]

What happens when u see your tv floatin in he dark
say:"drop it niger"
no ofence I'm sorry I didn't make it it up

 

[Reno20]

crap some one already said that ****

 

[james_in_time]

lol. its still funny

 

[Ghetto_Rap_Masta]

Question: How do Iraq troops prepare thier attack Jets before they take off?

Answer: Very carelessly

 

[Ghetto_Rap_Masta]

Question: Why are the Europeans advancing much slower in technology then before?

Answer: Because most of thier innovations make no sense

 

[fear_Soldier]

Originally posted by Ghetto_Rap_Masta
Question: Why are the Europeans advancing much slower in technology then before?

Answer: Because most of thier innovations make no sense

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Oh my god that was ****ing funny.

Ok here are my jokes:

Racist:
How do you find a black man in the dark?
make him smile

what did god say when he made the first black man?
Damn burnt another one

what do you get when you mix a chinese man and a black man?
a car theif who can't drive.

How do asians find names for their children?
they throw pots and pans down the stairs.

what do you call a black man with a 2x4 up his ass?
a fugicle

what do you call two black men on a bike?
organized crime.

why do white ppl go too black people garage sails?
to get their stuff back

Why do white people never run over black people's bikes?
because it's probably their bike.

why did god give black people such big lips?
to make up for giving them pubic hair on the top of their head.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
put velcrove on the ceiling

LONG jokes.
A white women wanted to try and have sex with a black man. So she found one and brought him too her place. "ok, do what you do best" she tells him. So he ran off with her T.V.

Blond
A blond and a brunette work at a book store. The manager leaves every day at 3:00 and comes back at 6:00 to close up. One day the brunette said to the blond "why don't we go home for 3 hours then come back." So the blond girl went home to see her husband. As she snuck in the house she saaw the manager having sex with the blonds husband. She sneaks out of the house again and goes back to work. The next day the brunette says she had a great time and too do it again but the blond replied, "no way, i almost got caught."

 

[elfstone]

A black guy, a mexican guy, and a polish guy are running from the police. They all run into an ally which happens to be a dead end. In this ally there are the sacks which the three hide in, the polish guy takes time to read his and nearly gets caught. The police officer goes up to the first bag and pokes it with his night stick. The mexican man in the bag barks like a dog and the officer leaves it alone. So the officer goes over to the second bag and pokes it with his nightstick. The black man inside meows like a cat, so the officer leaves it alone. So the officer goes to the third bag and pokes it with his nightstick. The polish guy inside says potato. (I have polish descent so I can get away with it)

 

[YeoKeh]

wha? those are FUNNNNNNNNY omg im going to die with my mouth open wider then a 2x4

 

[james_in_time]

lol damn burnt another one. lol

 

[punk rock yam]

Originally posted by Ghetto_Rap_Masta
Question: Why are the Europeans advancing much slower in technology then before?

Answer: Because most of thier innovations make no sense

i have loved boners.com for along time now.

 

[Ghetto_Rap_Masta]

Question: Why do people love pumpkins so much?


Answer:thier so fun to smash

 

[Ghetto_Rap_Masta]

hehe, i wonder if the camera guy got dirty

 

[Raibeez]

Wtf, u putting a nude women on, ???