Originally posted by KittieKitty
Nobody will believe the fact that I'm really a reincarnated cat.
And nobody will believe the fact that it's okay for girls to spend time on the gaming forums. Why?
Well this is because of a medical syndom i call MT-GAFF.... or Men think girls are for ****ing. This has infected about everyman in the world right now, and it can lead to porn, and masterbation if supplied with the photo of the right person.
MT-GAFF also can lead to thinking of male dominance and the illusion that only men are "good" enough to play games and post on gaming forums.
i currently am working on the antidote.
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Dr. Ku~
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Originally posted by Hunter_Killer
This group of chicks think I'm a stalker...
Well this has been linked to GASPTTTAPATYAASBOTP, or girls are so prissy that they think they are pretty and that you are a stalker because of their "prettiness" Its nothing and it will pass im sure. Unless you are infected with IASSM, or im a stalker shoot me! Then i advise you to stay away for a while.
Antidotes are in the making for both diseases.
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Dr. Ku~
Originally posted by TwEaK
I hate CMB so much, I dont know what to do. help!
You should not be ashamed... this is perfectly normal. All you have to do is have him "Taken care of" Simply call 1-800-SpanKMe and ask for Earl Tell him Dr. Ku sent you for a 10% discount
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Dr. Ku~
Originally posted by 1337-0n3
Why am I a halfwit to do corts biddings?
This is a simple problem. You know how when you go to the dentist office and they put you to sleep with gas and you wake up with your pants undone and un zipped? This is because you are raped. Same thing with cort. While you sleep he rapes you and places subliminal messages in your mind that nothing happened and your his slave. Just like the dentist!
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Dr. Ku~
Originally Posted by
when I do this it hurts. what should I do?
Get your wang out of the car door... stop yanki your wanki and get a job or something!!
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Dr. Ku~
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