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  1. Octopor

    Octopor your whole family is made of meat

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    post some of your favourite wow-related copy-pastas

    This guide will tell you how to PvP with a rogue with a Steering Wheel. (Pedals and Gearstick required.)

    1. Keybinds

    Like alot of rogues in PvP, you will need to use keybinds. These keybinds are a little different though.
    These will run off the default keybinds. 1, 2, 3, etc.

    Main movement pedal - W key.
    Anti-clockwise turn on steering wheel - A key.
    Clockwise turn on steering wheel - D key.
    Gearstick, Reverse - S key.

    Skill Keybinds.

    Turbo Button - Sprint
    Key in ignition - Hemorrhage
    Gearstick, Gear 1 - Stealth
    Gearstick, Gear 2 - Cheapshot/Ambush
    Gearstick, Gear 3 - Kidneyshot/Backstab
    Gearstick, Gear 4 - Blind
    Gearstick, Gear 5 - Stealth
    Gearstick, Gear 6 - Vanish
    PvP trinket - Horn
    Brake pedal - Kick
    Cloak of Shadows - Handbrake


    Rogue VS Mage

    Alright, the first fight i'll be describing is Rogue VS Mage.

    Get into gear 1 for stealth. Drive up behind the mage and shift into gear 2 for Cheapshot. Keep twisting your key in the ignition, keep spamming that hemo! Then switch into gear 3 for your kidneyshot.
    The mage should blink now, so hit your turbo button and drive up there fast. As you get up to him, he'll probably use frost nova. At this point, shift into gear 4 and blind him, and crank your handbrake for Cloak of Shadows to get out of frost nova.
    Drive away from the mage, get out of combat and restealth. Shift straight back into gear one, drive up behind him and crank into gear 2 again. If he starts casting, remember to hit the brake pedal.
    Keep shifting through your gearstick and drive around wildy to confuse him. Then you'll bag the win!



    Rogue VS Rogue


    Rogue VS Rogue is pretty complicated.

    For keyboard users!

    However, You are an elite now. You are not bound to the restrictions of a keyboard. You are DRIVING.

    First of all, a keybind wasn't issued for Sap or Blind.. Therefore we shall add them.

    Windscreen Wipers - Sap
    Radio On Button - Blind

    So of course, in a Rogue VS Rogue both stealth. The objective for anyone who knows what they are doing is to sap the other rogue first. Drive around cautiously in stealth, whilst constantly flicking your Windscreen Wiper toggle. When you find the other rogue and sap him, park behind him, wait for full energy then start attacking.
    Most of the time for me, the other rogue immediatly trinkets, blinds, runs away (Lol, running. Real pros drive). In this instance you should counter him with the same thing. Beep your horn to trinket out, then switch your radio on and listen to some imaginary tunes while the enemy walks around blinded by your amazing driving skills.
    He doesn't have a trinket now, so drive away, shift into gear 1, do a U-Turn and shift through your gears again. As soon as he gets out of stun, he'll probably try stunning you again.
    Always switch to gear 3 when you have a kidney shot available, and twist that key in the ignition like you're going crazy. The hemos gotta roll.

    If you win, it is clear evidence that steering wheel rolls the keyboard.
    If you lose, it is clear that your opponent is also using a steering wheel, and you were just unlucky.

    ** hemo is more fun to play with a steering wheel btw
     
  2. coRtALoS

    coRtALoS -=[ Retired BF Admin ]=-

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    I laughed my goddamn ass off! Ahahahahaha.
     
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    Aurora Let's fix it.

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    That was hilarious. You can't be serious about this. xD
     
  4. Octopor

    Octopor your whole family is made of meat

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  5. minaeliao

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    thanks a lot