B.Net Morons

[Beer $lut]

Don't you love the morons that say you suck when you beat them, or if your on a team game, and they all blame some one else. Or people just going around saying your a newb, and what not. Whats the stupidest thing you've heard from one of them?

 

[Aragorn7]

The "acolytes harvesting wood" thing is very common. I also see some uber n00bs that don't even know how to build sometimes.

 

[Beer $lut]

Originally posted by Aragorn7
The "acolytes harvesting wood" thing is very common. I also see some uber n00bs that don't even know how to build sometimes.

I remember when i first bought the game, i was lost, and i was so excited i got the game, but i couldn't figure out what i was doing. I was playing undead, and there like so different from all the other races.

 

[Forged]

Whats the stupidest thing you've heard from one of them?

Some kid called me a newb after I beat him in 5 minutes, it was kind of confusing.

 

[Ntrik_]

Whats the stupidest thing you've heard from one of them?

When they told me Im a

MAN YOUR F*CKING NOOB YOUR BO SUX

Then this guy rushed me with 5 wisps and Tree of Life (true story, I was shocked and left the game :O)

edit

eh forgot to make my self more clear

I was in RT game (you can see 1 loss in my RT record) and this dude in my team was good friend of other teammates

They were all NEs, so was I, and they all attacked me with those stuff said above.

I cried :scary

 

[Ued_colonial]

Wow tree rush..................

never trought of that shit in a million years, i got to tried it.

 

[None293823]

Yeah that was before. Now nobody who i play with calls me noob because they see Im not playing like a noob. But when in teams and without watching anything they call you all 'noobs' rofl you'd better not list why they are noobs not you.

 

[Teddy]

I played wc3 with zaku one time, it wasd my first time ever playing. He called me newb becuase he owned me bad

 

[Hitsua]

This guy called me a hacker because when he attack he had 1/1 footies and 2 knights and I had 3/3 tauren + cater. So sad.

 

[The_Raven7]

In a ToB game:

MicroPhage2.0: your team has no offense except for your bloodmage.

My team:lol

Me:Yeah, we are destroying the top base...

20 minutes later

MicroPhage2.0: you guys really suck, your teammates blm is the only thing driving you

Me: oh, and a fok spamming warden is pro?

*silence*

10 minutes later

*destroys top base*

Mesarcasm)oh yeah, we have no offense

MicroPhage2.0 has left the game

 

[Ntrik_]

Man, so many 9 year old

This guy called me a hacker too, because in ToB game, I havent died single time (blinking with warden) and kept on killing the other team I told him I was using blink at the right time, and he told me stop hacking, your teleporting!

wtf..

 

[None293823]

Originally posted by Pan
Dont matter if u lose, if the person hacked to win they are still a noob.

Yes thats why i dont want hackers in our arranged games.

 

[Ued_colonial]

funniest shit, warcraft 3 demo, yes i play the demo cause i suck..............


one player building 6128354871346548713468712742687241 towers (ok around 18 towers) so i quake 7 of them with me far seer, and he goes piss cause his ****ing level 2 hero could use earth quake and told blizzard i was hacking...................


And one prick said i hack cause i rushed him in 3 mins on Plunder isle. He said i couldnt find his base that fast...................


This is why im bleeding from the head from sticking a 15 inch nail through my skull..................

 

[Above_70Percent]

bnet moron= any newb who is level 15+ and thinks he's so gosu cuz his rec is 100-1247554357289347289358947263897 but somehow he got level 15+ and disses u cuz u owned him 1v1

 

[Theroy]

Me and zaku use to ancient rush all the time.

 

[NeverGoingBack]

Did you know in early RoC Ancient Rush's were banned from korean tournies becuase they were so overpowered/effective.

 

[Above_70Percent]

lol rofl are u serious? i havent palyed RoC that long. (been here in 1.13)

 

[Emperor Pan I]

Originally posted by NeverGoingBack
Did you know in early RoC Ancient Rush's were banned from korean tournies becuase they were so overpowered/effective.

wonder why two meatshields that dwarf mountain giants cause they have fortified armor at like 2 minutes into the game wouldn't be banned

 

[Samsara]

Custom game FFA match:
Me=Blue
Dumbass=Red

*i start off like anyone else does for human (archmage rush with blizz while i footie creep some green creeps) and i lose my hero to a damned blademaster that has wind walk*

red: OMG BULE SUX !!1!!
me: whatever

*i buy some boots of speed and repeat all the while i creep with footies and start teching, i destroy 2 burrows*

red: YOU BLUE TRUCE ?/!
me: Bite me
red: YO PURP HOW BOUT WE GO GANG UP ON BLUE?
~purple is silent~

*after a very secksi tank/knight attack on red i eliminate his main base leaving him hiding a burrow in the midddle of no where*

red: YOU HACKER HOW DIDJA NO THAT I WAS GOING WYVERNS ((he had 4, i had 8 tanks))IM GONNA REPORT YOU
me: dude, ALL human players in ffa go tanks, watch a replay on any given site.
red: DUDE GUYS GO HIT BLUE HES TRYING TO WIN


At that point i was in tears cuz i was laughing so hard

me: trying to win? God forbid im trying to do that
red: SHUT UP LOSER I DONT SPEND ALL MY LIVE ON WACRAFT
me: dude this is my first and only accnt and i have been playing since it came out (i have less than 150 RT games)
red: YU ARE JUSTA NOTHERSMURF ARENT YOU
me:whatever floats your boat man


Even though i lost that match (purple massed chims, how gay is that) i still found it hilarious that he kept spam-whisper me "YOU FACKIN MAPHACKERFAGG"

 

[Spinny2Dope]

red: DUDE GUYS GO HIT BLUE HES TRYING TO WIN

General: PRIVATE!
Private: Sir?
General: What's our waffle status?
Private: Roffled, sir.
General: DAMN THOSE COMMUNIST BASTARDS! DEY TUK ER JERRRRBS.