A noty little poem

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Succubus

A Naughty Little Poem
She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."

She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."

It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.

"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."

"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I'm having this."

And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.

She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while."

Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!
A Naughty Little Poem 19 A Naughty Little Poem Blue :lucifer
 

jd-inflames

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This belongs in fan-fiction...

Welcome, Enjoy your stay :)
 

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Lolz I feel so nuaghty....Welcome :).
 

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That's awesome... I am at school right now, and I showed it to someone else. We both laughed... Welcome to Battle Forums, you are greatly welcomed by me.
 

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OMG, THAT WAS COOOL

Dont listen to them newbs up there

YOU AREN'T WELCOMED

THE ONLY LOVE HERE IS THROUGH BUTTSECKS!
 

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Might have been nice if you posted this once..

I've read that poem before, but it's still funny ;) .
 
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