500 Signs that you spend too much time on BattleForums

[tassadar920]

276. You suddenly notice that cort's toilet licker is cort's toilet licker.
277. You even think about flriting with the girls of BForums
278. You say battleforums at a random time atleast once per hour
279. You spend 15 minutes or more on b.net trying to advertise battleforums
280. You've bout a white tee-shirt and spray painted BATTLEFORUMS RULZ on it with weird grey/green colors
281. You've actually spend the time trying to get your post count up.

 

[Maverick]

282. You marry a BF member because you fell in love with her/his posts.

 

[coRtALoS]

283. You brag to your real life friends you have friends from all over the world...

Greece
Phillipines
Hong Kong
Greece
Mauritius
Portugal
Canada
United Kingdom
Germany
United States

Pardon me for forgetting any others.

284. You've resorted to posting in threads Kamikaze has. *shudder*

 

[Wing Zero]

285:you post so long that u forget to brethe

 

[Amantis]

286. You actually put 'labels' on your forum buddies. (E.g. Baboon, Caveman, Toilet Licker, Sex Slave...you get the idea...)
287. You just can't get your hands off the comp.
288. You start to have fun making fun of your forum buddies in AIM.
289. You normally don't use AIM, but you only use it because it's more 'convenient' for BF.
290. You simply wonder why you're spending so much time here.

- Amantis

 

[Guest]

291.You have a chair that has a built in bathroom system

 

[tassadar920]

292. You have this awesome robot that brings drincks to you every 25 minutes.
293. Your desk is cluttered with print outs of bforum posts that you read on your way to school.
294. Your homepage is "battleforums.com"
295. You're an admin or a moderator.
296. You have a group in ur buddy list lableed "Battleforum pplz"
297. Your internet and electric bills are over the cost of buying 15 new bikes.
298. You know cortalos's birthday
299. You bothered to say happy birthday to x42bn6
300. You know who tweak is n why he was so crzy last night.

 

[Guru]

301. You don't know that internet is a monthly bill disregarding the amount you are on it.
302. You're a mod and you feel guilt when ever you are away for a few hours

 

[Omega Zero]

303. You call yourself "The Keyboard Masta"

 

[Ultmose]

304. you read all 304 reasons for spending too much time here

 

[Dirty[elf]]

305. you actualy post on this thread and make up a new one every single time

 

[Guest]

306 When grandamA asks for some help you say granny your a n00b.

 

[TweaK]

307. When you have over 50 people on your aim list and every single one of them is a member of BF. (I have like 80 >.<)

 

[Miss]

308. You have a BF Desktop Backround

and hey those happy candies are good

 

[Icedragon]

309.) when you start jerking off to BF

 

[flashflores2]

310. when you registered.

 

[Renzokuken]

311: When you dream of Kamikaze...:rolleyes

 

[YeoKeh]

312.yer comps connected to fridge.

 

[D.F.I.]

312. You still post in this thread.......

 

[TweaK]

313. When you have pictures of the times that cort changed the colors of the forums to pink and purple.