101 Ways to Tell if You're an MtG Nerd

[Vadriel]

1) You see an attractive girl walking down the street and think "damn, I'd pay 10 life to tap THAT ass."

You know the drill, post your additions.

 

[Glowy]

I prefer casting a binding grasp on my giant slug

 

[Vadriel]

Eww, slug? Mine's a wurm. With Trample. Tap to add (W)(W)(W) to my mana pool.

 

[Glowy]

do you know what the horney monkey is?

 

[ChrisH36]

2) You go to a Forest, and ask yourself "I NEED GREEN MANA!!!"

 

[Laharl]

3) You complain about being unable to tap a swamp for mana.

 

[Glowy]

4) When you refer to your penis as feldons cane

 

[Vadriel]

Nah. Mine's the Icy Manipulator.

 

[ChrisH36]

5) You fear the weapon of mass destruction the IRaqis are mustering is a Darksteel Colossus.

 

[Ninja_Blue]

6) You go to the museum and destroy everything in it because artifacts piss you off

 

[Glowy]

6) You go to the museum and destroy everything in it because artifacts piss you off

6) YOu run into the musem and fling this at stuff

 

[Laharl]

7) You admit that you'd go on a date with phage

 

[ChrisH36]

8) You get orgasms from some of your sexier cards.

@Glow: That art looks like something out of a Beatles music video.

 

[Glowy]

you weiner would rot off from phage ;(