Proof that girls are evil

[coRtALoS]

Girls = (Time) x (Money)
Statement: Girls equal Time and Money

Time = Money
Time equals Money

Girls = (Money) x (Money)
Substitute: Girls equals Money times Money

Girls = (Money)2
Simplify: Girls equals Money squared
              _______
Money = V Evil
Money is the root of all evil
            _______
Girls = (V Evil      )2
Substitute: Girls equals the square root of evil squared

Girls = Evil
Simplify: Girls equal Evil

 

[SkuZZy]

Is this why they always steal my rolex after sex?

 

[coRtALoS]

No, that's why they laugh hysterically at you whenever you drop your pants and prepare to mount.

 

[valdamort]

realy maby therr are other reasens

 

[RyanXWing]

Maybe there an alien race that wants to know more about Earth, or maybe not

 

[Emperor Pan I]

Yo, Cortalos i know where you got that, check this out!!!

 

[Cobalt Wolf]

Yes, I am evil. Now hand over that bloody rolex.​

 

[dr_blizzard]

ur evil

go play wit ur dollies and pink ponies

:>

 

[Bjornita]

then go and play with YOUR plastic soldiers and toy guns. after all, computers are for geeks, and you aren't a geek, are you?

 

[Cobalt Wolf]

ooooo hehe​

 

[Bjornita]

and i play with dollies and ponies about as much as you play with yourself. oh, wait...that's every day. gotta find a better comparison......ah. i play with dollies and the like as much as you play with pamela anderson and the like, i.e. never.

 

[Deathmate]

If there was no such thing as girls, i'd kill myself

 

[valdamort]

if the was no girls i would bloow my head off with a 12 gage

 

[coRtALoS]

Yeah, I got that from that pic Pan. I memorized it a few years ago, and just remembered it the other day.

What about, you get your bra strap snapped as often as we play with ourselves Bjornita? (4+ times per day)

 

[Bjornita]

oh yea, just can't stop that bra snapping. yeah. i mean, i should put a sign on my back that says "do not snap." yeppers.

 

[l33t 0n3]

Originally posted by valdamort
if the was no girls i would bloow my head off with a 12 gage

like Kurt Cobain did?

I wanna be a rich famous star rapper n shit then have someone kill me with a 90 calibur MG

 

[Cobalt Wolf]

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[x42bn6]

There's this girl in my class who hates me cos I exposed her secret relationship. She tried beating me in grades, and I thrashed her good in them.

 

[Kamikaze]

Originally posted by l33t_0n3
like Kurt Cobain did?

I wanna be a rich famous star rapper n shit then have someone kill me with a 90 calibur MG

why wait till your rich and famous?

 

[ross]

I don't need proof girls are evil

I dont need proof their evil but heres my proof.

(money you spend on her each date)times(Time you spend with her each day)= how evil she is stupid girls