101 hints that you play too much Warcraft III

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I saw something hysterical going on another forum, and decided to try starting it here.

SIGNS THAT YOU MIGHT BE PLAYING TOO MUCH WARCRAFT III:
1. You start quoting units in school
2. You sleepwalk and act like your a grunt
3. You take plastic swords (or real ones), and act like your favorite hero
4. You think the NE women are hot
5. You paint yourself green and impersonate grunts
6. You play WCIII until your body can't physically handle it anymore and you fall asleep on the keyboard (only to wake up and start playing again).


Everyone add a few things to the list!!!
 

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7.Start talking to dead corpese
8.You see undead people
9.Kel Thuzard is you new god
10. You believe trees are following you
11. You have the mentallidy of a 4 years and love to mine gold/chop trees
12.You check your grain for poison.
 

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13. You try and set your toaster oven to Ctrl+1
14. You spend your life savings on a $10,000 diamond ring, thinking that you can just use "greedisgood" to get more money.
15. When it starts getting dark outside you run inside because you're afraid it will StarFall
16. You carry the warcraft manual around with you at all times
17. You have all 4 of the warcraft collectors item "box's".
 

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18. You memorize the armor and experience charts
19. Your mother quotes peasent lines as she walks by
20. Beer no longer interests you, along with sex
21. You stab your teacher
22. You call your heroes by their actually name in the game.
23. You go downtown and kill black civilians believing they are undead
24. You masturbate to sorceresses, Archers, Huntresses etc.
 
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25. When someone says "i'm hungry," u say "build more farms"
26. When u try to grow a night elf garden
27. When you start drawing NE hentai (bah)
 

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Originally posted by Vixon
27. When you start drawing NE hentai (bah)
Whats wrong with that???????
lol.

28. You post insesively on Warcraft III forums
29. You make a post on a Warcraft III forum trying to get people to post 101 hints that they play too much Warcraft III
30. You have over 1000 wins
 

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Originally posted by AKA-47
Some players DO have over 1000 wins :)
AND THEY DO PLAY OBSESSIVELY!!!!

31. You take your two dogs outside and start creeping
32. You keep armor and swords in your house for a call-to-arms
33. You sit on your cat and pretend to be a PoTM
34. You study replays and reinact them with your friends
35. You demand trees to uproot
36. You act like a necromancer and start casting curse on random people
37. Whenever someone asks you a favor, you respond, "Daboo"
38. You build a burrow in your front lawn incase you are attacked
 

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we may actually make it one day to 101

39.Tillerman is your god
40.You eat dead people to feel better
41.You thing trees can feeling things too
42.You think all sticks have a purpose
43.You try to carry around tree logs
44.You attempt to ride a parrot
45.Cutting down trees and mining is an active hobby, but the more people there are around the less you take.
 

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46. you start a new account on B-net, and get
500, 000 wins and 0 loses in a day.
47. You try to assemble lots of corpses to make an abomination.
48. you think short people will pull out a musket and shoot at you.
49. You learn Every units attack speed, movement speed, turn speed, every saying, Hp and all upgrades and how much EXP they give to heros.
50. You sit for hours on end continuously replaying every movie on the DVD.
51. You have 10 accounts on Battlnet at Lv. 50.
52. you try to call an infernal from the sky.
53. You try to play with sand to destroy Dalaran.
54. you try to make your friends drink your blood, to corrupt them.
55. You sign your internet name on tests, letters etc.
56. you declare you live in Ashenvale forest.
57. When asked you exclaim you visit Lorderan for a vacation.
 

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58. You try to use bear form to mate with female bears.
59. You try to use crow form to mate with female crows.
60. You capture a hippopotamus and an eagle in attempt to make a hypogryph.
61. You drink acid and die hoping you may shoot it out of your mouth like chimera's
62. You chop off your hand during a full moon and go to your well in your back yard to get it healed.
 

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63. your sister steals your money, so you throw a hammer at her to stun her
64: you go outside and do windmills with a stick to re-enact the bladestorm
65:you no longer are obsessed with your other games
66:you learn how to shoot a bow
67:you learn to talk like the blademaster
68:life becomes surreal and you feel like a zombie sleeping in school only to dream about wc3...
69: <---haha(wow im dum)
 

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70. You start to pretend you are using a vampuric act in a fight.
71. You try to heal a friends cut.
72. you pretend you have been turned into a sheep.
73. you play as much as i do.
74. You toss water in the air and try to call a water elemental
75. You pick fights with kids older than you because you think you have invincibility
 

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76. U reach lvl 50 this year.
77. U try to autocast ur homework so u wont have to do anything.
78. Ur'e the guy who paid $1200 for tillerman's b.net nick.
 

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Originally posted by AKA-47
78. Ur'e the guy who paid $1200 for tillerman's b.net nick.
Someone did? Man, that guy is nuts. He is going to have to keep playing the name to keep it's level also. Watch him get tillerman's name deleted the day after he bought it for using map hacks :D That would suck for him so badly. I can't beleive someone would buy an account though. And I can't beleive Blizzard allows it. Isn't it against the rules to sell bnet accts?
 

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Of course it isn't, why should it be? People sell Diablo 2 items on e-bay too.
 

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79. You have tried to eat trees when sick
80. You try to teleport to school
81. You own a musket
82. You think water at night can heal you
83. You try to possess your friends
 
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