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Well guys after recently watching 2fast 2furious I really wanna make my BMW fast. Now I know it's at a disadvantage because it's not an Asian car ><. Also it isn't a cheap, baseline, economy car (ie. civic/integra, neon) so making it better will be really hard. Now I've drawed up some plans to what I want on it..........

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Basically if I put on a ///M decal on the front, I'll be boosted up to 260 hp and my Type R (wtf?) decal is bound to add atleast 90 hp. The big muffler tip will make my car fast ( because it's so loud) so add like 100 hp. The spolier (which on a RWD car may actually be useful, O_O) will add another 50 hp. I'm gonna slap on some 20" Giovanni rims and lower it by cutting the suspension springs.

So basically I'll have a 450 hp car, sound good?
 

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You need a nuclear missiles or two.
 

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I'm also gonna add a huge hoodscope for my engine so cold air blows on it (like 100 hp turbo charged), and side scopes for my brakes so my stock brakes are air cooled to the max ( increased stopping power like 100mph - 0 mph in 20 feet)
 

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100 mph - 0 in 20 feet will not be pleasant for you.
 

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nice joke i guess, but meh, looks are everything, thats why they add the usless stuff.

btw, only noobs drop there cars by cutting the springs. that throws your allignment all outa wack like a mother****er, any non-noob would do it right.
 

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get a 60$ bumper thats like 75 hp, its 125 if the color is way the **** off the original color scheme. like...a $60 yellow bumper on that silver car is 125 hp
 

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I also want to put some V-TEC stickers on it and mabye some Mugen ones to. Also I want to add GT badges on it and on the window "POWERED BY HONDA".
 

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drop a kick ass wal mart stereo system in it thats like 500 hp plus 350 ft/lb torque omg ull kill ferraris in a second when they hear your sound powered automobile
 

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Walmart spinners add 200hp, they are godly.

I suggest getting some walmart paint and touching everything up. It'll be fast if you paint it by hand.
 

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Ohh the car has to be a automatic to because they switch gears faster than humans can, adding 30 hp.
 

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heh i no huh, add a spoiler thats 200hp more right there,

psssssssssssssssttttt kirby2 spam chitchat like i did
 

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kirby2 said:
Well guys after recently watching 2fast 2furious I really wanna make my BMW fast.
it's people like you that make the rest of us look bad :angry

tuning a car because you saw a movie, how lame.

p.s. try using a roller when you paint it :)
 
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