You know you've played too much WC3 When..

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  1. Jenny

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    You know you've played too much WC3(+TFT) when..
    (Feel free to add your own and comment and yeah.)

    (In no specific rating order)
    1. Praise Elune for your lunch
    2. You painted a rooster purple and sent it to go kill birds.
    3. You looked up at a gargoyle on a building waiting for it to de-stone
    4. You threaten your friends with Arcane magic
    5. You dug up your dead relative to use for necromancy
    6. You change your door bell to a militia bell
    7. You ask your family to call you Warchief( OR Your family DOES refer to you as Warchief)
    8. You're starting to see celebrities in numerous characters..*Cough* Or Orlando my death knight..
    9. You gather you friends to go 'creeping'
    10. You downloaded WC3 music..
    11. You compiled the downloads into a playlist..
    12. You listen to the playlist while on Wc3..
    13.You have the hotkeys for every unit memorized
    14. You use "I'm hunting down Illidan" as your 'get out of homework' excuse
    15. You plan on buying anice home stead in Azeroth
    16. Your goal in life is to rid the world of the Scourge
    17. You build pillow burrows and launch suction cup arrows out at your family
    18. You're convinced you full orc
    19. You stand still at night wondering if you'll night meld
    20. You have to wait beside a wishing fountain until you regain your mana..
     
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    We've had enough in Chit-Chat, but ah well.....

    21) You can't understand why people are having lives outside of WC3.
     
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    22)You get hurt so you get your dad's wooden mallet, hold it to the sky, then open a book and expect Holy Light to come down outta the sky to heal you.
     
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    23) You hit your father with it like Arthas when it don't happen.
     
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    lol i like the ones from
    9-15
    favorite so far is gather friends to go creeping lmao

    24) u try get out your archerey set and you try to hide in the middle of no where
    25)when u have dreams of amazingly fast build orders or micro. and u are the person doing this
    26) you put a sattle on your dog thinking your the priestess of the moon.
     
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    27)you start calling people that piss you off noob
    28)you masturbate to pictures of the sylvinas wind runner
    29)when a friend pokes you, you say "poke poke poke is that all you ever do?" "why dont you go lead a army instead of pokeing me" "oh that felt kinda nice"
    30)you mimic the voice of the peon and say jobs done when you finish a job
     
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    31) You copied this from chit-chat.
    32) I like the music from Warcraft III
    33) Excuse me for liking some types of music.
     
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    34)When you get ordered to do something you say " For the horde!"
    35)You take the Spoiler off a family members car, and blindfold urself and run around ur house thinking ur illidan ( i have actually done this, my brother replaced his spoiler so i used it.. it was light, jsut couldnt get a grip on it too well)
    36)You post Flags of ur favorite race all over your room Remove all electronic devices, and refuse to wear anything but armor you made out of cardboard, or if ur a true wc3 player u bought it special
    37)You plot to kill the neighbor while he is chopping down his tree, you claim he is desicrating the forest!

    Ya theses suck but its the best i can do :p
     
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    38. you jump on your dog and throw ropes on your neighbour.
    39. You fart to let out poison green gas.
    40. you wrap rocks in papaer and oil, light it on fire and toss it at peoples houses.
    41. you throw sticks at people, like a head hunter.
    42. You carry your warcraft 3 booklet everywhere you go.
    43. you do a bookreport on the history of warcraft 3
    44. you watch arthas kill illidan over, and over, and over...
    45. You revive the "signs your addicted to warcraft 3" type, originaly posted by swooper
     
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    46. You steal other people's possessions and call yourself a SpellBreaker
    47. You accidently dress up in a hoodie to try to be like the Warden.
     
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    48) You become convinced a Shade is watching you 'cos you got robbed. And you thought the Shade had Pillage too.
     
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    49) You start getting attracted to Pan and ask her to be your girlfriend!

    50) You start attacking your brother and pretend to be a peon building something!
    lol Chity chat
     
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    You know what, I'm convinced that something invisible follows me! Everytime I go into the mall, or any store for that matter, and I see something i like, I say to myself, "Wednesday Im gunna get that!", I return just a measly day later, and the entire stock is gone! This has been happening to me for 2 years!
     
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    Maybe you should consult a doctor about this problem
     
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    Or consult with a witch doctor.
     
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    51.) You make these threads (I hate it when ppl do that :p)
     
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    52.) you throw a hammer at your girlfriend to stop her as she walks away from you disgusted
    53.) you fold a paper shade and slip it onto the smart kids desk next to you...in order to give you clear vision on his answers for the upcoming test
    54.) you ask your anatomy teacher when the crypt fiend dissection is
    55.) you reply to your parents asking you to preform a chore with "Yes Me Lord"
    56.) you order those stupid race crest shirts advertised at the top of bnet!!!!
     
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    57.) When you get into a fight and people dragg you away you scream "HELP! I'm being repressed!"
    58.) You cry at the ending cinamatics.
    59.) You day dream of a movie about warcraft 3, with the entire list of actors you'd have to play th parts.
     
  19. Jenny

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    Actually I've done that. Orlando Bloom would play a groovy Arthas and Nicole Kidman would be a good Jaina Proudmoore..Danny Devito could play the Crypt Lord..Forgot his name..
     
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    60. You get touched and say "Somthing to doie?"
     
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