You know you suck at DotA when...

[Harris.On.Rento]

95. you steal your allies kills by stalking and looking when enemy hero has low hp and your ally is just about to kill him and then you strike zeus' ulti T_T
96. u die with bone flecther, even though enemy hero doesn't have gem
97. you see an ally buying items and dropping some of his items, and you steal them -.-
98. you use all mana with leoric and then u die and don't get resurrected
99. you wonder why reincarnation didn't work when u had 0 mana
100. YOU WONDER why people kick you when u haven't got DotA map and try to dl.

 

[Dream_Walker]

101. You tell people you are awesome at DotA, and end up feeding. -.-

 

[ChrisH36]

102. You boots of travel to an ally, resulting in thier demise.

 

[Dream_Walker]

102. You boots of travel to an ally, resulting in thier demise.

that is a little invalid because they fixed that some time ago.

 

[ChrisH36]

I know, but it was a pain in the ass because you were in fact a victim of it.

103. You become a smart-ass about every reason I post.

 

[Dream_Walker]

i know
104. You let Spirit Breaker charge you from fountain without noticing, ending up in you dying.

 

[ChrisH36]

105. You commit techie suicide on an opponent who is at full health.

 

[Octopor]

106. You Techie suicide in DM thinking you'll get the first blood.

 

[Dream_Walker]

107. You buy a Dagon on techie and use it so if your suicide doesnt kill them, Dagon will!



LOOLLOLLZ I SEE SN0\/\/!

 

[micro.micro]

85. YOU USE BANLIST

i dont understand that? i use the banlist program to check locations and pings in public games?

 

[ChrisH36]

nub, people who ban others because they are better than them or act like sore losers are the real suckers.

 

[micro.micro]

o ic. i ban for leaving. i actually add people who pwn me in a game so we can play again later lol

 

[Dream_Walker]

108. You ban other people for beating you.

 

[micro.micro]

109. you lose in a 1v1 to a sniper when you're treant.

 

[ChrisH36]

110. You ban yourself

 

[l33t 0n3]

111. You think TDA's are better than Pubs.
112. You and your teammate, as Pudge and Leshrac, get killed by Leshrac. Seriously, seen it happen.
113. You buy 6 slippers of agility as Necrolyte
114. You play an INT morphling
115. You die to Naix before level 10-12
116. You die to Roshan because you missed the shop
117. You chase the Antimage into Roshan's lair. He blinks out, and you get owned by neutrals
118. You die to neutrals that AREN'T Roshan

 

[Octopor]

119. You have Treads, Butterfly, MKB, Buriza, Hyperstone and a Stygian with Clinkz and you lose. (Happened to me yesterday, but it was a 2v5) =(

 

[Harris.On.Rento]

111. you use maphack

 

[Dream_Walker]

119. You have Treads, Butterfly, MKB, Buriza, Hyperstone and a Stygian with Clinkz and you lose. (Happened to me yesterday, but it was a 2v5) =(

ya that game was bull.

 

[l33t 0n3]

This is more of a "you know the rest of your team sucks" one..
120. You have 2 rapiers, travels, 2 aegises, and a buriza as Razor, and lose. Against 3 people with a team of 5, nontheless.