You know you suck at DotA when...

[ChrisH36]

59. You never played -ar
60. You leave cause you keep losing items in -id
61. You lose to me.

 

[Harris.On.Rento]

62. you repick in -ar
63. you don't know how to repick
64. you greedly start chasing a low hp hero and get killed by a tower

 

[ChrisH36]

65. You try to type greedisgood 10000 online
66. You think that rm -r * on all chat will kill them off
67. You type GG NO RM KTHX BAI!

 

[Dream_Walker]

66. you fight a pugna when he does life drain and the ratio of life drain is greater than your dmg. Ex: dmg < life drain.

 

[ChrisH36]

69. You become Dream_walker and you quote every reason and become a smartass about everything.

 

[Dream_Walker]

:susp
how was i being a smartass

 

[micro.micro]

70. you accuse a player of hacking after they ganked you because you were farming up creeps. (ex: WTF! map hacker how did u know i was there! no heros around u hax!) -.- "

er yea i'm getting really pissed, all the noobs are flooding dota now. impossible to get a decent public game.

 

[Dream_Walker]

ya all the noobs are flooding dota and it really gets annoying. :lucifer

 

[IceDevil9]

I did something noobish:

71. You buy a MoD on Crix and play with it for 20 minutes before realising orb effects don't stack ><

I felt like such an idiot.

As far as getting good pubbies it is hard, you could go the old tda game route, but tda are assholes, and they're all stuck up and prissy about DOTA, so it's almost not worth it, but they're full of quality players, I got my ass raped and yelled when I played TDAs when I was a noob.

-Frank

 

[Aaron7772]

72: You blame your teammates for being dumbasses and not backing you up, when you make a suicide run chasing a hero right into a lvl 2 tower <.<

 

[Thizz]

73. You are warned to watch for gank by words and by "blinks" but still refuse to back off and watch out...and you get owned.
74. You feed the other team then complain about how no one is helping you.
75. You ask for solo, get solo, and are killed for first blood.
76. You get solo and don't have a positive KD ratio.
77. When you die you say "OMG that's so gay, you have to use (fill in spell name here) to kill me."
78. You start swearing about how -random is broken...but the hero's aren't availible yet.

 

[_CM]

76. You get solo and don't have a positive KD ratio.

usually, when I'm playing razor or even drow, I often get owned at least once before I get real strong. Bu trust me, it's not a newbish thing to do.

 

[ChrisH36]

79. You ask 50 minutes later what is wood
80. You give Rhasta only Point Boosters!
81. YOU FEED KARDEL! KARDEL IS EASY PK HERO!

 

[Harris.On.Rento]

82. u lose with Spirit Breaker

 

[ChrisH36]

83. You are the victim in the first blood.

 

[Dream_Walker]

i suck then
84. You constantly misclick targets.

 

[ChrisH36]

85. YOU USE BANLIST
86. You spam:

(\_/)
()
(> <)

all game!

 

[Sogeking]

this is almost all same people posting...

87. you ask,"wheres my peasants?"

 

[ChrisH36]

88. You hook your allies
89. You toss your weakened allies into enemies
90. You toss your weakened allies and they die upon landing
91. You choose Quill Spray on Rigwarl
92. You use Vicious Nasal Goo, but don't spam it (only one).

 

[Dream_Walker]

93. You ward trap your ally.
94. You chronosphere your ally, so you can get the kill. (whats the point of that >.>)