You know you suck at DotA when...

[Dream_Walker]

29. when i handicap myself to 750 gold, you to 3500 gold and you still get beaten.

 

[ChrisH36]

30. You run away from Impetus

 

[Ganzu]

31. When you are Sential and your goals are always to sneak into the enmey base and not care about heroes because you think the Undead get better items sold to them.

 

[Dream_Walker]

lawlz.

32. You pick Naga Siren vs aoe heroes like Centaur Warchief.

 

[ChrisH36]

33. You cast spells near Nortrom

 

[Dream_Walker]

34. You get pwned by Drow Ranger. (hello, viper > drow!)

 

[ChrisH36]

35. Your name is Woodpencil.

 

[Harris.On.Rento]

36. you feed Roshan with leavers of your team and they left 'cos you feeded Roshan with yourself
37. you stand and try to fight vs. Furbolg Warrior which is in Overpower and Enrage
38. you missclick Chronosphere
39. you accidentily use ultimates like Laguna blade and finger of pain on creeps



~Dream_Walker: quit double/triple posting.

 

[bmwrulz]

40. u die to lunas ult around creeps
41. u die to sk using epicenter with a stun hero (sk does not have bkb)
42. u get charged by sb for a minute without noticing (look at bottom of ur hero NOOBS :lucifer )
43. you lose a 5v1 and u are in the team of 5 (i was the one once with dwarven sniper and won rofl)
44. you get refresher orb with techies BEST STRATEGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not :-/

 

[i_killa_you]

45. You ask your allies "Where do I buy vitality booster?" and they say "Secret", and you say "Seriously, where the **** is it?", and he says "What the **** is wrong with you, its secret." Then you say "Omfg, ****ing noob! Dont **** around, **leaves game**

Lol, true story....

 

[Dream_Walker]

Harris do NOT double post. Hit the edit button instead.
46. you constantly die to a suicide techie. (buy observer wards >_>)

 

[ChrisH36]

47. You get Quill Spray over Nasal Goo and Bristleback O_O;

you accidentily use ultimates like Laguna blade and finger of pain on creeps

Tell that to WZ, he has seen that happen before, TO KOREANS!!!!

 

[Wing Zero]

Tell that to WZ, he has seen that happen before, TO KOREANS!!!!

http://www.battleforums.com/showpost.php?p=1303833&postcount=118
lawls watch korean noobs here :O

 

[ChrisH36]

Too bad they are the COORDINATORS OF BLIZZARD GAMING :O.

48. You give Naix int items.
49. You suck with Dragon Knight (I would shoot you in the skull if you show me).

 

[Aaron7772]

50. Your Me
51. Your the host and forget to pick -ar, -ap, ect.
52. You buy a ring of regeneration for kotl.
53. You get killed by ghouls/sentinal things, with no hero/towers around, and your at full health.

 

[Dream_Walker]

52. You buy a ring of regeneration for kotl.

why does that mean you suck?
54. you use nukes on creeps (i did that )
although i do this sometimes if i have regen on.. lolz

 

[i_killa_you]

55) You lose a single player match....by yourself.

 

[Wing Zero]

56)u use suicide to farm

 

[Harris.On.Rento]

sry for doule post won't do it again
57) you get killed by Roshan.

 

[Dream_Walker]

good boy
58. You use Primal Split at the beginning of a fight instead of at the end.