You know you play too much StarCraft when... - You call your house your "Nexus." - You play basketball and ask your friends if the game is melee or UMS. - You are poor and you tell your dad to harvest more minerals. - You realize that you're broke and ask your parents to borrow some minerals. - You decide to blow yourself up as a suicide bomber and shout "here's for the Swarm!" - You inject steroids into your arm on the way home to get there faster. - You pretend that a box is an SCV and you sit in it and pick your nose. - You send siblings out to scout neighbors' yards. - Your solution for Iraq is "Battlecruisers. Mass Battlecruisers." - Your only fear when massing Battlecruisers against Iraq is that they may have cloaked Wraiths waiting. - You sit in a traffic jam and wonder if your car has a Siege mode. - Laser pointers are now weapons of mass destruction - avoid them at all costs. - The Bunsen burner in chemistry looks deliciously inviting as a splash damage weapon. - You poke people repeatedly. Maybe they'll say something funny. - You complain about the inefficiency of our military. Even on slow days, it only took you half an hour to amass a fleet and annihilate your opponent. - You don't believe in the concept of overpopulation. Why not just build more supply depots? - Missile turrets are a crucial part to any home security system. Bunkers too. Hell, a few Siege Tanks here and there wouldn't hurt. - You call your school bully a Dragoon. - You start calling rich people "n00bs" and tell them to play on real maps. - You walk by a construction site and wonder why they just don't warp everything in. - You think strategically placing Arbiters around your town/city so they can recall people wherever they want is a really good idea. - You mistake your grandmother for an Infested Kerrigan. - You mistake Democrats for UED leaders. - You think babies come from Gateways. - Your friend is a Hydralisk. No matter what anyone else says, he's a Hydralisk. - You tell people to go somewhere and you start repeatedly "clicking" your finger. - You try to Optical Flare your dog. - You answer the phone with "You want a piece of me boy?!" - You know everyone on Battle.net. Everyone on Battle.net knows you. - You give people your Battle.net username instead of your phone number. - You go by your Battle.net alias. - You know, by heart, how many hits it will take a marine to destroy a Battlecrusier. - You can beat every Terran campaign mission with 4 marines and an SCV. - You went as a Zealot for Halloween. - You use the wall in your room as a board for designing new strategies. - You can draw any custom map someone tells you to draw. - You have been to every single StarCraft site searching for the best possible strategy. - You have a small shrine dedicated to your SC CD case. - You change religions. You are now part of the Khalai. - You name your son Fenix. - You have a meeting every week with your friends so you can come up with new strategies. - The doctor injects the flu shot into you, you sigh relaxingly and say "ah, that's the stuff." - You force your mom to call the school bus a "Shuttle" - You see your friend in a fight and you shout "We must join our bretheren in battle!" - You worry about walking through narrow places because there might be burrowed lurkers. - You're sleeping with your girl and accidently scream "Kerrigan" instead of her name. - You cry yourself to sleep because your SC CD is missing. - You actually understand all of the above jokes. Does this mean I play too much SC? You bet it does!