Why God loves me .

[mefisto_monster]

A warm hello and wellcome to my thread about "Why God loves me".
And I mean me , not you or your dumb neighbour!
Everyone loves me!!! 'Cause I'm cool and you're not!
Got it?
Good!
Then you may post your reason why you love me. NOW !!!!!

 

[Sicloan]

um your a nub and this is spam but its a welcome thread so:

welcome to the forums nub.

 

[x42bn6]

A warm hello and wellcome to my thread about "Why God loves me".
And I mean me , not you or your dumb neighbour!
Everyone loves me!!! 'Cause I'm cool and you're not!
Got it?
Good!
Then you may post your reason why you love me. NOW !!!!!

I have no reason to like you, but welcome anyway.*

 

[Andrew]

welcome, like all the rest.

 

[mefisto_monster]

This just wasn't ment that way .
Seems like I put it in the wrong place or something.
I intended to put it in the asylum or alike ...

Welcome Thread! Pft! Who made up that idea?
I wanted people go berserk on me ... :-/

 

[TweaK]

Sup, i'm a kewl skateboarder.

 

[Beer $lut]

Sup, i'm a kewl skateboarder.

No i am stoopid

 

[dP]

God loves you? Well I hate you!

Welcome to hell as we know it.

 

[coRtALoS]

Welcome to the dirtiest place on the internet.

 

[Wing Zero]

Welcome to the dirtiest place on the internet.

yes it will be when the porn section comes out

 

[Miss]

God loves me because he gave me big breasts.

 

[Bag]

Welcome, enjoy your stay.

 

[Sicloan]

This just wasn't ment that way .
Seems like I put it in the wrong place or something.
I intended to put it in the asylum or alike ...

Welcome Thread! Pft! Who made up that idea?
I wanted people go berserk on me ... :-/

The way you wrote it made it sound like a welcome thread. People dont really read these threads or what people post they just quickly read the title and a few lines and then write welcome in a creative way. :bugeyes

 

[mefisto_monster]

Just like me ... Well then anywayaz, to all who mistake this as a welcome threat:
Nice to meat you!

TweaK, I wanna marry you.

 

[x42bn6]

Just like me ... Well then anywayaz, to all who mistake this as a welcome threat:
Nice to meat you!

TweaK, I wanna marry you.

So does everyone.*