Which are your favorite pissed quotes from WC3 units?

[LuNa[eP]]

lol
demon hunter, dryad, sorceress and dreadlord have the funniest pissed quotes IMO:

"Hello? For the last time, I'm a DREADLORD, not a DRUGLORD!"

"I will attract the humans with my human call: I'm so wasted, I'M SO WASTED!" (dryad)

"Hello? Oh, Darkness, the Demon Hunter left you a message? ...... No, I don't have his number" (Dreadlord)

"Darkness called... but I was on the phone, so I missed it. I tried to star69 Darkness, but his machine picked up. I yelled: PICK UP THE PHONE, DARKNESS!, but he ignored me. Darkness must have been screening his calls..." (DH)

"For the end of the world spell, press Ctrl Alt Del"
"Click me baby, one more time" (both from sorceress)

the Dark Ranger has one REAL FUN speech too, but i couldn't write it yet, since i don't use her that often.

 

[ChrisH36]

"Brah Weep Granah Weep Ninny Bong" Its a universal greeting. If you don't get this, you are not a nerd.

 

[Ntrik_]

lol
demon hunter, dryad, sorceress and dreadlord have the funniest pissed quotes IMO:

"Hello? For the last time, I'm a DREADLORD, not a DRUGLORD!"

"I will attract the humans with my human call: I'm so wasted, I'M SO WASTED!" (dryad)

"Hello? Oh, Darkness, the Demon Hunter left you a message? ...... No, I don't have his number" (Dreadlord)

"Darkness called... but I was on the phone, so I missed it. I tried to star69 Darkness, but his machine picked up. I yelled: PICK UP THE PHONE, DARKNESS!, but he ignored me. Darkness must have been screening his calls..." (DH)

"For the end of the world spell, press Ctrl Alt Del"
"Click me baby, one more time" (both from sorceress)

the Dark Ranger has one REAL FUN speech too, but i couldn't write it yet, since i don't use her that often.

dude, you got all time favourites from me :butterfly

well, you missed one, from priest, something about prescription

 

[ChrisH36]

"Side effects may include: dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucination, dementia, psychosis, coma, death, and halitosis. Magic is not for everyone. Consult your doctor before use."

 

[LuNa[eP]]

yay i just played Dark Ranger, man her quote rox !!!

"I went on a job interview the other day and they were like 'Ohhh,what's that smell?', and I'm like, 'Oh, sorry, it's me.' And then they figured I wouldn't be able to fit in with the other employees because they're living and I'm, y'know, dead, so I wouldn't be a team player. But then I said that I could work 24 hours and they were like 'Alright, you can work the graveyard shift!"

AND OMG LOOK THIS FROM PITLORD:

-*some kinda talk show music on the backgorund*

-Interviewer: "Welcome back to Jaina In the Morning!"
-Jaina: "We're here with Malvindroth, Hunter of Night, and his girlfriend Kim. Now Kim, you think you're here for a makeover, right?"
-Kim: "Umm... yeah?"
-Jaina: "Now, why don't you tell us why you're really here."
-Malvindroth: "Well, Kim-cake, I love you. But I have something to tell you. Uh... I'm a Demon."
-*audience boos and yells*
-Malvindroth: "Actually, more of a Pitlord."
-Kim: "What? I don't understand."
-Audience: "HE'S A BUM, THROW HIM OUT!"
-Kim: "I thought you said you work for the post office."
-Malvindroth: "Well, I moonlight."

 

[Xenoce]

My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which can only be repayed by at least twice as much blood, or maybe three times as much blood. Like if you went to hell, and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood! And maybe that would be enough blood.... But probably not.

The Universal Greeting.

One of the troll units says something iron-chef style.

"Fakui-san?"
"Yes?"
"What the iron troll is doing now is boiling the heads in a pot. They need to simmer for fifteen minutes before they can be used in a second dish, an eye-and-rasberry sorbet."
"Mmm.. Sounds Delicious!"

(I think the quotes may be slightly incorrect. Been a while.)

 

[ChrisH36]

Its.. so... cold... in... Z Z Z Z Z Z!

 

[ArtOfProtoss]

The darkness one is by far my favorite . Makes me laugh even reading it. I yelled: PICK UP THE PHONE, DARKNESS!, but he ignored me"

^^

 

[Pains Requiem]

i dont know about pissed quotes, but my fave quote of all time was the one by the sorceress that goes "i dont remember casting slow on you"

 

[ChrisH36]

"I'll take the rapist for 500"

 

[Zerglite]

dryads my fav.. ill attrack the humans with my human call: IM SO WASTED IM SO WASTED... but its already posted

 

[ChrisH36]

FALL LIKE LEAVES.... IN... FALL!

 

[Icedragon]

"what do you want to be when you blow up?"
"I am the lord of all fire *splash* *in really high pitched voice* hey thats not funny"
"*screaking* *explosion* wooooo looks like im going to need a new hamster"
"My blood crys out for the vengance of my ppls blood which can only be repaid with atleast twice as much blood or maybe 3 times as much blood, like if you went to hell and it was full of blood and that blood was on fire and it was raining blood and then it might be enough blood but probably not"
"Hi.... My name is roy im a magic addict *group voice* hi roy."
"Sadly the name pick spear tribe was already taken"
"My balls are burning"

 

[Ntrik_]

The darkness one is by far my favorite . Makes me laugh even reading it. I yelled: PICK UP THE PHONE, DARKNESS!, but he ignored me"

^^

I used to say that to my friends in school....

then they started ignoring me for couple days.. lmfao

 

[LuNa[eP]]

i guess noone ever heard the pit lord one, it's completely sick.... i laughed all day long...

 

[Icedragon]

"i think a certain finesse is called for here" *loud barbarian yelling*

 

[Jenny]

Beast Master
-"Don't have a cow."
-*cow moos*
-"Oh, dear."
-*deer yelps*
-"Oops, please, bear with me."
-*bear roars*
-"Oh rats..."
-*rats chatter*

Muradin
-"I'm onto you Trebek!"

Peasant
-"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"

Banshee
-"I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! ... Call me."

 

[necromankas]

peon: i have be choosen by the big metal hang in the sky
dreadlord: i must feed
shade: i... have no body

 

[ArtOfProtoss]

I used to say that to my friends in school....

then they started ignoring me for couple days.. lmfao

Oh my god that sounds hilarious :rofl2

 

[ChrisH36]

ME SO HORNED, ME HURT YOU LONG TIME!!!