What SC unit do you fantasize about?

[Darkmatter]

Either a Medic or a Valkeryie. She sounds Russian, or some form of euorpean and it turns me on to the fullest degree. Besides, she had big guns too. On a more scary note, the Kerrigan you see in the Mission Choosing Screen, the detailed one, shes hot too and I wouldn't mind going nuts over her either.

 

[-Azrael666-]

See? Even the "clean lovers" want Kerrigan. She's irresistable

 

[Vadriel]

Very true. Some like Kerrigan because she's a bad girl...some just like her. Who can understand why the Zerg actually left her hot? I mean, look at a Hydralisk....that's Zerg. Look at a Mutalisk.....a Guardian....a Queen....the Zerg have made some ugly critters, and yet they left Kerrigan very human looking and very secksy.

 

[-Azrael666-]

I guess they needed a ratings boost

 

[Vadriel]

I guess. Can you imagine a Zerg recruitment poster?

We want YOU!
Join our ranks!
Become infested today!
Serve the Overmind!
Lose your individuality and succumb to the might of the Swarm!
Grow appendages in odd places!
Blow up when you fight!
Die as soon as you pop up out of the ground!

Remember, we don't care about YOU...we care about US!
YOU die so WE can go on!
Oh, and our leader is hot.​

 

[-Azrael666-]

Rawr.. that's a good point. I'd join up in like 3 seconds. Screw being Terran.. Yeah they got the Valkyrie, and any European accent is hot, obviously (except like north west Europe.. Germany and France are kinda creepy lol jk). But Valkyrie chicks aren't green. Or badass. That's their main problems. Oh yea, and they probably aren't wearing skimpy outfits either

 

[ChrisH36]

I guess. Can you imagine a Zerg recruitment poster?

We want YOU!
Join our ranks!
Become infested today!
Serve the Overmind!
Lose your individuality and succumb to the might of the Swarm!
Grow appendages in odd places!
Blow up when you fight!
Die as soon as you pop up out of the ground!

Remember, we don't care about YOU...we care about US!
YOU die so WE can go on!
Oh, and our leader is hot.​

Exactly . Leader is hot? you are whacked, sir

 

[-Azrael666-]

Screw the "leader is hot" or anything above it. I have a much more effective recruitment poster.




Become infested, be my bitch.

(Click here if you cannot see image)

 

[Darkmatter]

Shes got zerg ooze dripping from her mouth. I swear I would make out with her even with that little notion right there. Plus she has wings, he can ''fly', if you get what I mean. She would be the alien punker of our time. When people piss her off, she drops a psionic storm and kills them. She ensares you so she can rape you with zerg/human sex, and she just loves to fly around and say ''I'm the Quewen of Blades.''. Shes awesome.

 

[-Azrael666-]

She looks like she has a lot of sharp edges too

 

[Darkmatter]

Shes probably rough in bed with Raynor. That lucky bastard, I swear I would learn how to drive the vulture he has as well as learn to pilot the Hyperion just to get to Kerrigan. :lovedup

 

[RyanXWing]

Sexy

A Valkyrie pilot could handle my Joystick anyday

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[-Azrael666-]

They don't play games, joysticks are foreign to them.. they are used to stick shifts however

 

[ChrisH36]

Sexy

A Valkyrie pilot could handle my Joystick anyday

FROM RYANXWING'S PERSONAL STARCRAFT PORN COLLECTION

GG, how is the third one pr0n?

 

[-Azrael666-]

The third one sucks.. I want her infested By the way, her skin is green, so I don't know what's up with the rest of the pics either.

 

[CruelJustice]

Mmm, nice medic picture... It would be kinda hard to tear all the armour off though. Nice pictures... Kerrigan always looks ready to kick some serious ass, especially in her human form. She's more relaxed when infested because she knows how easily it is to tear someone up either by unleashing a swarm of zerg minions or by herself.