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[McGorilla]

Oh okay. Yes. I <3 Plants . Are you a girl? Do you live near me?

 

[Stratocaster42]

Yes I am a girl and I think I live nextdoor to you. Which reminds me- if you don't get rid of your giant tomatoes I will nuke your house.

 

[McGorilla]

OMG! CHEYANNE!? IS THAT REALLY YOU?!?!? Only youd know about my tomatoes!

 

[Stratocaster42]

Yes it's me....Is this James?? Yeah your tomatoes suck and I might feed them to my venus fly traps if I don't nuke them so get rid of them. Anyway how is life.

 

[McGorilla]

Oh my goodness..wow.
I think I love you. Do you wanna go out some time? to a movie??

 

[Stratocaster42]

Yeah totally. Then we can go to the garden expo.

 

[McGorilla]

And make out and stuff

 

[Stratocaster42]

Yeah like totally. Do you like duck hunting??

 

[McGorilla]

Totally. Wow so how old are you? same as me? about 53?omg u r like my first girlfriend ever..wow. i need to learn some stuff fast

 

[Stratocaster42]

Yeah me too. I was 11 half an hour ago but now I am 51. Yeah. So do you like duck hunting??

 

[McGorilla]

Yes! I love it. I have a 7 Magnum if you were wondering. Hey can I come over tonight and we can get busy or will your parents get woken up from all the noise?

 

[Stratocaster42]

Ow I think my hair is on fire. Yeah anyway I live with my folks but they are deaf. So come over and we can go duck hunting.

 

[Hamtaro]

Totally spam pie!