The ****ing Flash Rant

Barney Stinson

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Now imagine that somehow there's someone who can get around the Flash blowing up your balls secrect ninja technique.

Awesome.


The dude forgot to mention that he can basically exert the speedforce into a single punch and it gives him the power of a white dwarf sun exploding in his fist. Oh, and he can use the rest of the speedforce into a bubble around him and the guy he's fighting so no one but them is damaged.

And there's ****ing 4 of them running around right now in the DCU
 

Emperor Pan I

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Actually she didn't fall down the stairs, The Flash put speed into them so they fell up her!"

AHAHAHAHA Awesome
 

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omfg so much of that was worth the read, i have tears right now from reading it

everyone should read this at least once.
 
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