TK-Tommynose
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If you were to become president of the United States what would you do?
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dirty son of a bitch
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no
ShenLiang
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destroy everything before I die
i don't have dual citizenship so i could not be the president
however if i was, i would rule with an iron fist. the streets would flow with the blood of the non-believers
here are some of my campaign promises
1.two hot naked chicks for everyone!!!!(thanks to cloning technology, which will be legalized)
2.no more boy bands under penalty of public hanging
3.nuke france
4.double the speed limit in the city, no speed limit on highways
5.babies and small children are to be banned from planes and theatres
6.no more shows where everyone is a kung fu master under penalty of neutering
7. pot is legal and minivans are not
8.all citizens are to be issued guns of their choice
9.hunting lawyers will become the national pastime
10.all religion is delared a hazard to humanity and anyone found practicing a religion will be sent to the smoldering remains of france.
however if i was, i would rule with an iron fist. the streets would flow with the blood of the non-believers
here are some of my campaign promises
1.two hot naked chicks for everyone!!!!(thanks to cloning technology, which will be legalized)
2.no more boy bands under penalty of public hanging
3.nuke france
4.double the speed limit in the city, no speed limit on highways
5.babies and small children are to be banned from planes and theatres
6.no more shows where everyone is a kung fu master under penalty of neutering
7. pot is legal and minivans are not
8.all citizens are to be issued guns of their choice
9.hunting lawyers will become the national pastime
10.all religion is delared a hazard to humanity and anyone found practicing a religion will be sent to the smoldering remains of france.
Ghetto_Rap_Masta
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no offense Kaz but if you were to become prez the U.S would fall apart in under 2 days. Just imagine for a sec, that the entire populationwould have a firearm, Do YoU EvEn KnOw HoW MuCh The CrImE RaTe WiLl RiSe!!!???!!!??? for god sakes, there would be shootings going off every 5 minutes. Also, if you give 2 chicks to everyone (which i know is good but u cant have everything you want) you would be basically promoting prostitution, and at the same tyme spreading HIV to almost every person in the country. Also, dont forget the amount of car accidents that would occur if you double the speed limit, seeing as how the drivers of today already drive like maniacs.
Finnaly, if you issue the right to kill lawyers, your basically screwing your own economy since all those rich bastards would go move to other countries to practice thier skill. And if you took away the right to practice religion do you even know the amount of people that would riot and cause havoc??!!?? sure, white americans arent all religious, but there are plenty of people in there that are, and to take away thier beliefs is to basically start a mini holy war in your own country...
Finnaly, if you issue the right to kill lawyers, your basically screwing your own economy since all those rich bastards would go move to other countries to practice thier skill. And if you took away the right to practice religion do you even know the amount of people that would riot and cause havoc??!!?? sure, white americans arent all religious, but there are plenty of people in there that are, and to take away thier beliefs is to basically start a mini holy war in your own country...
Ghetto_Rap_Masta
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nope, i certainly wouldnt
flashflores2
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ill vote for you if i can get an office in the house, and a lifetime supply of portable pudding.
valdamort
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hey sorry to say Kamikaze but you woiuld be killed o like five seconts if you did that and you would have the hole world agenst you in cluding what would be left of franc they would kill you and then help get a good leader into office that new what he or she was doing
Murderer99
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If I was president I would
1 abolish all rap becuase it's f**king sh*t
2 Install a socialist republic
3 start a project to terra form Mars and the Moon
4 Burn every bible in the world
5 Delete the word God outta the dictionary
6 Eliminate all despotic regimes
7 Lastly make Pennywise "**** Authority" the national Anthem
1 abolish all rap becuase it's f**king sh*t
2 Install a socialist republic
3 start a project to terra form Mars and the Moon
4 Burn every bible in the world
5 Delete the word God outta the dictionary
6 Eliminate all despotic regimes
7 Lastly make Pennywise "**** Authority" the national Anthem
flashflores2
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hehe, awesome
NateDawg867
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Hell, im up for free pudding, two hoes and no religion. Dont know about the gun thing, lots of blood.(no diffrent then how america is now
ShenLiang
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Ok I'll start sending out flyers for Kamikaze for President.
pat
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The idea of giving everyone a gun has been around for awhile, and actually, could theoretically REDUCE crime. Think about it, the bad guys may have guns, but so does everyone else, and the population is not primarily the "bad guys".
Or the idea could fail miserably.
Unfortunately, becoming president in no way enables you to do these things directly, you would also have to corrupt a large amount of people from the other two branches of US gov't to do so.
Or the idea could fail miserably.
Unfortunately, becoming president in no way enables you to do these things directly, you would also have to corrupt a large amount of people from the other two branches of US gov't to do so.
Kitty
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you need to be voted out Kamikaze! i think youre you not healthy minded.
1. 2 prostitutes for everyone? you are sickmined, seriously.
2. no boybands? not that i like them but some ppl do and they probably like their hobby of being one.
3. nuke france do you want to start a war? make ppl suffer? if there is something you dont know about its politics
4. if you double the speed limit in the cities, there will be more accidents and the death rate will be higher
5. you must really hate children, its like you forgot you were one when you were young.
6. some ppl like those shows you know
7. if pot was legal, more ppl would die. probably because of an overdose, or they would kill each other to get some. and minivans are useful too, you cant just get rid a car, especially if a family has only one car and it happens to be a minivan!
8. if everyone would have a gun, ppl would probably kill each other because it was legal to have one. and if someone in the family would get mad they woyld just shoot each other, how sick is that?
9. you may not like lawyers, but the truth is that lawyers are real people with feelings just like you ( maybe not you since you are sick!) and they have families and friends. if you kill them, torture them is a violation of one human rights!
10. not all religion is threatening,at least it helps keep peace. maybe bin ladins religion is threatening, but not all religion, christians arent evil, nor are jews, buthists, muslim etc. if you want to know what i think about religion, read my post in the asylum forum in the Seriously whats the deal with all thse bible bashers here?? thread.
i think youre evil and you should be banned, if you would govern whole usa would fall apart, you would start a world war 3 and you would come into history as a person as evil as Hitler, even more evil. truly, i think you need to talk to a psychatrist, or even visit the hospital for a while because you need some improvement in what you say.
1. 2 prostitutes for everyone? you are sickmined, seriously.
2. no boybands? not that i like them but some ppl do and they probably like their hobby of being one.
3. nuke france do you want to start a war? make ppl suffer? if there is something you dont know about its politics
4. if you double the speed limit in the cities, there will be more accidents and the death rate will be higher
5. you must really hate children, its like you forgot you were one when you were young.
6. some ppl like those shows you know
7. if pot was legal, more ppl would die. probably because of an overdose, or they would kill each other to get some. and minivans are useful too, you cant just get rid a car, especially if a family has only one car and it happens to be a minivan!
8. if everyone would have a gun, ppl would probably kill each other because it was legal to have one. and if someone in the family would get mad they woyld just shoot each other, how sick is that?
9. you may not like lawyers, but the truth is that lawyers are real people with feelings just like you ( maybe not you since you are sick!) and they have families and friends. if you kill them, torture them is a violation of one human rights!
10. not all religion is threatening,at least it helps keep peace. maybe bin ladins religion is threatening, but not all religion, christians arent evil, nor are jews, buthists, muslim etc. if you want to know what i think about religion, read my post in the asylum forum in the Seriously whats the deal with all thse bible bashers here?? thread.
i think youre evil and you should be banned, if you would govern whole usa would fall apart, you would start a world war 3 and you would come into history as a person as evil as Hitler, even more evil. truly, i think you need to talk to a psychatrist, or even visit the hospital for a while because you need some improvement in what you say.
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i would... umm... uhh... Oh! i would blow afghanistan to peices, give away a xbox for my 1st week as president, make cloning legal AS LONG AS THE AUTHORITIES KNOW., improve the crime reate conditions (have assassins ready to kill criminals), have the US start researching on HIV/AIDS cures and create a fusion bomb+fusion power. what fun. if only i was american instead of asian, i could have a shot at being pres after the age o 21 or sumting
wow, i think this is the first time i've been compared to Hitler.
i've been compared to a wolf before because of my inability to wait for things to cook before i eat (the following sentence should be read as food poisoning 3 times)
what can i say i like my steak blue or rare
does anyone else eat hot dogs out of the freezer without cooking them?
it's not bad, kinda like a meat popsicle
boy, i get sidetracked easy......oooohhhh whaz dat?..........something shiny, i like the shinies........
i've been compared to a wolf before because of my inability to wait for things to cook before i eat (the following sentence should be read as food poisoning 3 times)
what can i say i like my steak blue or rare
does anyone else eat hot dogs out of the freezer without cooking them?
it's not bad, kinda like a meat popsicle
boy, i get sidetracked easy......oooohhhh whaz dat?..........something shiny, i like the shinies........