Post your funny thing newbs say

[blackplage]

post funny things that newbies say

 

[AKA-47]

I dont mind newbs unless they brag about their skills. There is no way to know every aspect of BW, so anyone who "knows" they own everyone probarbly sucks.

 

[AKA-47]

And dont use that post against me SmashBros.Pro, i dont care what u think.

 

[SkuZZy]

I think it's pretty funny anytime a newbie is getting raped and threatens to "hack you" if you don't let him win the game, then goes on to accuse you of map hacking when you don't let him win

 

[SmashBros.Pro]

THe funniest thing I ever seen a newb do was type Operation CWAL and Power Overwhelming during the game

 

[coRtALoS]

That was probably me, but you left out The Gathering, Show Me The Money, and Black Sheep Wall.

 

[Emperor Pan I]

I got booted from a game, because i was zerg. he said you can only be protoss because "you will rush us because you are zerg." i also got a guy say no matter what i did, he had a reverse win hack and if i won hed win and if i lost he'd win...

 

[Renzokuken]

The funniest one of all is...


"I'm not a newb"

 

[AKA-47]

I respect the newbs who actually have the guts to admit they suck, sadly there aren't many of them.

 

[Towelie]

I agree with AKA-47. I know a few people that are newbs and admit they suck, and I try and help them with their strategy because they are worse then the COMPUTER. NO offense.

 

[SmashBros.Pro]

I go around b.net calling myself a newb so people won't try to dodge me

 

[snaktoss]

Funniest thing I ever hear from alot of newbies is the words NR20. Come on now who the hell needs to build up for 20 mins?? That does not make the game any more fun.

 

[snaktoss]

Oh ya and for the record ill admit Im somewhat of a newbie, I play alot of money maps and not much other stuff and when I do I get a new hole stomped in me. So a few tips on good maps would be appreciated.

 

[AKA-47]

Start playing lost temple, then when u have learned the basics of non-money maps try some other maps too.

 

[Renzokuken]

Whats your rec SmashBros.Pro?

 

[SmashBros.Pro]

On Broodwar? I think its like 40-8-10 or something like that, but my BroodWar CD won't work so I cant get on to check it out. My SC rec is 12-1-0.

 

[JayMoon007]

i thought i chose the random race

 

[Renzokuken]

I've made about 4 accounts in my SC/BW time. My best rec was 50-sumthing-sumthing. I just joined a new clan under the name of Renzokuken(PoT) my rec is.

12-15-1 i think!?

 

[Renzokuken]

Yes...i do lose alot Oh and i finally found Neo Hall of Valhalla. It's an ok map.

 

[SmashBros.Pro]

I have 3 other accounts too,
1st. 110-55-17 (My 1st acct.)
2nd. 41-9-8 (Correction to the top one)
3rd. 10-0-0 (This acct. was stolen, Rogue_Assassin)

So in total: 161-64-25