.: My Life For Hire :.

[Magikarp]

Do you ever wonder what kind of job a certain Starcraft unit would have? Like a Zealot or a Ling or a Medic, or something. If they had to work Earth, what would they be?

Alexi = Male Gigolo

Firebat = KfC chicken fryer.

Hydralisk = Porn star

 

[Wing Zero]

Originally posted by Rygon

Alexi = Male Gigolo

Firebat = KfC chicken fryer.

Hydralisk = Porn star

some one has to much free time. but pilot of golith could be Gundam, mech

 

[KillerMe]

Dark Templar = Assassain

 

[Jason]

Medic = Medic (Doctor/Nurse)

 

[Renzokuken]

Valkyrie - Prostitute.

 

[Magikarp]

Lord Folken: some one has to much free time

Screw you too -.-'. Im just trying to help this forum from drifting into more inactivity than it already is.

Devouring One - Food tester

Infested Terran - President

ScV - Taxi driver

 

[Oni-Sei]

Drone=Test subject at a nuke area (mutations)

Ghost= nuker that nuked that drone

Uderson= fat polar bear that works at mc Donalds and becomes a Big mac

Infested Terren= LEader of japan (they used to comit suiside in the hold day if they were dishounerd)

 

[KillerMe]

Marine = Marine (lol)

Wraith = Fighter Jet

Wriath While Cloaked = Stealth Fighter

Missle Turret = SAM (service to air missle)

 

[Magikarp]

I meant jobs that were more down to earth.. casual, civilian stuff.. not the stuff that they werent meant to do -.-'..

Defiler - Pop singer (We we ga zu gu)

Dragoon - No job; all dragoons would be in nursing homes.

Probe - Computer programmer

 

[RaidenMZX]

Zergling = Used car salesman.
Overlord = babysitter.

 

[Wing Zero]

Meh SC is a dieing game

Kakuru=Bird

 

[Magikarp]

Lord Folken: Meh SC is a dieing game

Blasphemy! .

Battlecruiser = 747.

Carrier = Goodyear blimp.

Dropship = Cheap stunt double for the Enterprise in Star Trek.

Guardian = Flying squirrel

 

[Renzokuken]

I reckon the Marine should sell hotdogs at baseball games :sly

 

[Magikarp]

Ultralisk: Bouncer

Archon: Pikachu stunt double.