It was a dark and stormy night in the time of Thomas Edison. Suddenly Thomas was struck by lightning. He soon popped into an arcade of modern times. He was dumbfounded, the lights, the flashes, they all amazed him. He got up walked to a machine and was asked by a person, â€œAre you going to play, it doesn't look like you have any quarters.â€ Edison responded back â€œWhere can I get how you say, quarters?â€ The young man responded, â€œOver there by the front desk, you do have a dollar right?â€ Edison responded, â€œYes! Of course I wouldnâ€™t be caught with out one!â€ The young man said, â€œWell... ok, whatever, now if you will excuse me.â€ The young man soon put a quarter into a small vertical slot on the black lower part of the machine. Edison walked over to the coin dispenser and tried to insert his dollar into a vertical slot. It would not fit so he, soon put it in the horizontal slot. He was surprised to find the machine eat his money. He started to beat the money dispenser. The manager saw him and walked up to Edison. The manager questioned, â€œWhat are you doing sir?â€ Edison commented, â€œThe machine ate my money! I wanted it back!â€ As soon as he stopped talking the machine dispensed four coins. The manager laughing softly said, â€œYour new in this country right? If not I donâ€™t know where you have been the past 100 years.â€ The manager walked away and Edison walked over to another arcade game. He put the quarter into the machine and than the welcome screen turned on. Suddenly lightning struck the arcade and sucked Edison into the game. Edison found himself in the game Final Fantasy. He saw a black mage run followed closely by a giant. The black mage turned around and yelled, â€œHAAAAAA DOOOOO KEN!â€ The giant exploded in what we would call a nuclear blast. Soon a fighter walked up to him and asked, â€œOverkill much?â€ The black mage responded part laughing, â€œWell the giants gone ainâ€™t he?â€ The fighter responded yelling, â€œSo is the entire forest!â€ The mage responded stuttering, â€œWell you canâ€™t kill a giant without a nuclear explosion, or something like that.â€ â€œWe better head to town, that old man gave us bad information on the armor of invincibility inside the Cave of no return.â€ The fighter said worriedly. â€œIf it is The cave of no return, how do people know what is inside of it?â€ The mage asked. â€œWell where else would you expect to find a mystical armor of invincibility?â€ The fighter said half yelling. â€œWait a minute where did that money go?â€ The mage asked slightly worried. â€œThe old man asked for it since he gave us a quest.â€ The fighter said in response. â€œI hate to break it to you but he TOOK our money.â€ The mage said angrily. â€œNo I gave it to him so HA!â€ The Fighter said unknowing. â€œUgh! You are so stupid, I hate you.â€ The mage said with even more anger. The pair started walking to the town with Edison following them in much confusion. * * The pair soon came to the town when the fighter said, â€œGood, I was worried, it will be dark soon.â€ â€œDark soon? Its never dark here, at least not until we go to the inn.â€ The mage said slowly. â€œI always thought that was a little weird...â€ The fighter said confused. Edison walked in front of the group as soon as the pair saw this they unsheathed their weapons. The mage asked, â€œWhat is this?â€ The fighter responded, â€œThis must be one of those random encounters.â€ â€œWhat are you talking about?â€ The mage said very confused. â€œYou know, a random encounter, youâ€™ll just be walking along then BAM! A couple of enemies pop out at you that want to fight to the gruesome death.â€ The fighter said enthusiastically. Edison responded, â€œNo, no I do not want to fight, I only wish to get out of here. I am not from this world.â€ The fighter responded, â€œOh yeah, sure and I am the king of what is left of the Giantâ€™s forest.â€ The mage also commented, â€œOut of this world? PAH! Your just a monster that is trying to trick us into becoming your slaves for eternity.â€ â€œI do not wish to fight! I just want help getting out of here.â€ Edison said annoyed. â€œIf you are telling the truth throw down your weapons.â€ The mage demanded. â€œBut I have no weapons.â€ Edison replied nervously. â€œYou lie!â€ The mage shouted as he took out his knife. â€œCheck me I am unarmed.â€ Edison said. The mage checked Edisonâ€™s clothing and backed away. â€œYou are telling the truth... so what do you want?â€ The mage demanded. â€œI said I just wanted to find away out of here! I donâ€™t belong!â€ Edison said annoyed. â€œWell what do we get in return?â€ The mage asked. â€œI will help you with your quest.â€ Edison answered. â€œFine, Do you have any skills with a sword?â€ â€œNo.â€ â€œDo you know any magical spells?â€ â€œNo...â€ â€œUgh... Do you know anything?!â€ â€œI know how to harness lightning to produce controlled light.â€ â€œR-really? TEACH ME HOW!â€ The mage commanded furiously. â€œI cannot! It would take hours to tell you!â€ Suddenly three monsters popped out of nowhere. These were not just regular monsters, these were dark monsters. Edison was setting something up when he yelled, â€œMage I need lightning!â€ The mage yelled in something in gibberish and lightning came. Striking a pole that Edison had propped up a bright light shown disintegrating the monsters instantly. â€œOne question, what were those?â€ Edison asked. â€œThey looked like black rubber duckies.â€ Fighter said. â€œThose, those were minions of the dark lord Sronau.â€ The mage said informatively. Suddenly the ground below the group disappeared. Falling for what seemed to be six hours they finally slowed down by some unknown force and landed softly on the wet ground. â€œW-w-where are we?â€ Edison said stuttering. â€œWha?! GET OUT OF MY CAVE!â€ said an unknown voice. â€œWho are you?â€ The mage said reaching for his knife. â€œMe, I am Mullog I am also know as Elogeams and this is my cave! GET OUT!â€ â€œWe will not listen to a petty fool!â€ The mage said unsheathing his sword. â€œWhat?! FOOL?! I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!â€ The strange creature clamored. The fighter and mage took out there weapons prepared to fight. Edison not knowing what to do walked backwards tripping over something. He looked at it and discovered it was a human skeleton. Horrified he crawled backwards falling into the second hole that day. Falling for about a minute he lands on a soft moist ground. Edison hears yelling above him and covers his head as the fighter and the mage fall down behind him. â€œHello, anyone there?â€ The mage asked cautiously. â€œJust me.â€ Edison replied. â€œThis stuff feels like my morning cherry Jell-O.â€ The fighter said. â€œThat morning Jell-O will be in your face next time...â€ The mage said threateningly. â€œReally? That sounds gooooood!â€ The fighter said. â€œHave you ever experienced learning?â€ Asked the mage. â€œEDUCATION?! What is that?â€ â€œSomething you will never meet.â€ Abruptly the cave started shaking. Soon it became flooded with a dark red light. â€œWhose there?â€ The mage said very demandingly. A shadow stepped into the light as the small group of three stepped backwards. Soon thousands of arrows came flying at them. Reacting quickly the mage casted a wind wall blocking all the arrows. â€œANYONE! Do something!â€ The mage said very worried. â€œThe fighter charged at the monster yelling, â€œTwo fisted monkey style attack!â€ Blinding flashes lit the cave with white light. Suddenly it all stopped. â€œCan I ask you something?â€ The mage said. â€œShoot.â€ The fighter responded. â€œTwo fisted monkey style attack?â€ â€œYyyyyyyyyup.â€ â€œNow, what was that?â€ The mage asked. â€œI donâ€™t know, why donâ€™t you tell me oh smart one?â€ The fighter questioned sarcastically. Edison not really paying attention starts to wonder how to get out of this world. Suddenly it hit him, LIGHTNING! It got him everywhere else it should get out of here. But he knew that the mage would not waste energy on him until they completed their quest. He started to walk down the cave wondering how he was going to get struck by lightning. He knew it would sound abnormal to ask to be struck by lightning when they were done with their quest. But then he got an idea. He would hold up a rod in their next fight. The only problem was, when was their next fight? Would there be one? If not then what would he do? He decided that it was the only way. If this didnâ€™t work he didnâ€™t know how he was going to get home. Soon he heard loud footsteps coming down the dark gloomy cave. What stood there horrified him. It was what seemed to be a cross between satan and a giant ugly beetle. He jumped out of the way as it swung itâ€™s mace at Edison. He realized that this would be a perfect time for his plan. The mage and fighter hurried up as the cave started rumbling by the fierce swings of the mace. Standing in a defensive stance the mageâ€™s staff gowed with an awesome light. Getting brighter the face of the monster could be seen better. Suddenly there was a yelp of pain as the light vanished. The mage had been knocked unconcious. With not much else to do the fighter charged but was quickly knocked to the side. Edison not knowing what to do just concentrated on getting out of there. He was sliced by the mace and suddenly everything was black. He suddenly woke up in bed. Was it all a dream? He looked at his arm and a scar from the mace was there. It was real. But he did not know how he got back. Or even how he survived. But in the end, all was fine.