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There was a man and a women. they where married for 10 years the old man was accused of black magic and the disaperiances of dogs and cats around the nighborhood and he promised when he died he would raise from the grave!(10 years Later) the man died and after the burial the wife went 2 the bar then sum naigbors walked in and said arent u afraid he will come back? the wife put down her drink and said let the old bastard dig i buried him upside down


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There was a man and a women married and the women woke up one night and her husband wasent is bed so she went downstairs she found him in the kitchen crying she asked wuts the matter dear he replied do u remember 20 years ago we were haveing sex in the back of my car (Dirty Sex) yes dear i do. do u remember ur dad found us in the car having sex. yes dear. remember he put the shotgun to my head and said if u dont marry my doughter i will send u 2 join for 20 years. yes dear i do. well id be getting out 2day.....

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