If you can't go to church...

[Dopple_Of_Stalin]

I just had everyone do the wave during the sermon.

 

[drax]

I can't get on...When I click "Enter the Church" it just does the little hourglass mouse thing and never lets me in...

 

[Sly]

sumone put on here how to get in with proxies...plz

 

[pyro_junky]

i was talkign about prests touching boys and got smited. then when i was unsmited and came back the same warden was there and i said "hay arnt you the warden that smited me for talkign abotu prests touchign little boys"

and then i got smited again...

 

[xjMaN88lx]

i got smited i think 4ever bc im like hey i heard priests dont have penis'

 

[pyro_junky]

lol, it isnt worse then what i was saying. i was like

"so preists get away with chiled touching but normal people dont? what we arnt holy enuf for chiled rape."

well i thin kthey finaly decieded to ban forever.... now im getting access denied for internet exsplorer and netscape... man this sucks... half the time im not trying to get banned i just cant controll what my fingers tiyp...

 

[pyro_junky]

if you get the access denied message when you put in your name all you got to do is put in a name over 20 letters. then try sighning on again with a normal sized name and your in. but if you get that big message about hosue rules your screwed

 

[drax]

Not if you do the thing that makes it so smites don't work on you.

 

[pyro_junky]

what is that? tell me tell me tell me!

i know soemthign that sorta works like that. go in and then pull out your phone line so you get disconected. then reconnect and comeback and your gu ywill still be there. so there is 2 of you but 1 wont move. i know the oen that dont move cant get smited but i dont know about the real you.

 

[drax]

Heh, I was doing this "sit float" thing, where you sit, and right before he starts to sit you click somewhere else (can be far away) and your guy will sit while moving, and this warden (Glen) smited me for doing that. So when I came back I told him I just wanted to sit in peace, and he kept smiting me. He was like "Okay, somehow you are overwriting the one-hour smite, so STOP IT". I was about to tell everyone how to make it so you can come back, but then he smited me.

And to make it so you can go on again right after being smited, just do a search for "smto", but make sure you check the box that says "Seach hidden files and folders" under advanced options. When it finds it, right click on it and go to properties. Check the box that says "Read-Only" and you can get on again right after a smite.

 

[pyro_junky]

wow cool. theres alot of little bugs in this game... i know of 4 now.

how do you search that. i just used the search thing in teh start menu but couldnt see anythign advanced or any boxs i coudl click

 

[Deranged Hydralisk]

or you could just get basic comcast cable...it comes with about five fundamentalist christian channels but no TNT, MTV or any porn (unless you want to stay up until one)

 

[Speedy]

I got some in the crypt!

 

[Jimbo]

LMFAO ahahahahhahah omg now i must try this

 

[FuLouZero]

I enforced one of Ten Commandments Firmly and Didn't get Smited

 

[drax]

Does anyone know of any hacks for this thing?

I mean like to make you become a Warden, or different avatars, or even make it so you can't be smited?

 

[pyro_junky]

i know of alot of bugs but no hacks...

and were do you search for smot?

 

[drax]

What are all the bugs you know of? I know of a few...

 

[pyro_junky]

1. sitting on air, im sure everyone knows hwo this is done.

2. if you get an access denied thing then tiyp a really long name, over twenty carecters, then tiyp in a short name again. (this doesnt always work. and if it says acess denide when you tiyp in the long name it wont work. it shoudl say soemthign like "name needs to be below 20 carectors", then it may work

3. you can make 2 yous. go into the game with anyname and pull out your phone line so you get disconected. put back i nthe phone line and reconect. log onto the church again and there will be another you (the guy you were using when you pulled the phone line out) you cant controll the other you he iwll just stay still there. the other you can not get smited but it dont matter because you cant use him anyway. but they can get him out of there some way, just dont let them know its you .

4. click really fast in difrent spots and your guy will start tellaporting

5. moon walk, click on the same place alot of times.

edit: i got smited for makign 3 of me lol. i pretended they were talkign to eachother and the warden thought i had 3 peopel loged in... i tried tellign him i couldnt log them out but he didt belive me... lol.

so now how do you log back on after being smited? i did that search thing but it didnt work... and i didnt see any boxes. your talkign about the search in the start menu right?

 

[drax]

Ok, I knew about all those glitches.

Yes, in the start menu. Click on the thing that says "Search files and Folders". A search thing should appear. Type in "smto" without the quotation marks. Then, before clicking "Search", look underneath where you typed in "smto". There should be something that says "Advanced Options". Click it, then check the box that says "Search hidden files and folders" and click "OK". Start your search, and when it comes up (if you searched right) right click on it, and check the box that says "Read-Only". Press "OK", and after being smited, you don't have to wait at all to get back on. Doesn't work for IP smites though (the ones where it says "Access Denied").