How do the Protoss reproduce?

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Darkmatter said:
Just like the Arbiters and Carriers, huh? :p
yes, they are mentally and physically advanced then us human, and they dont need female to bear the child in her body for 9 months.
 

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They have telepathic mind sex, and mind orgasms. That's why they always, look like they're all silent and cool. But they're not. They're doin it.
 

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Maybe they take ages to warp from energy. Let's say the equivilent of a 20 year old human would be 100 years old for a protoss. 5 human years would be the equivilent of one year for a protoss.

Why the need to learn and grow when one can warp all that from energy? Then again, there are females. That kinda puts a big kink in the logic.
 

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maybe when they are born they start developing a child inside of them!

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to DM: yes i do remember making the sig and telling renzo to use it
 

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or maybe...

just maybe...

they dont have kids... what'ya think bout that....

maybe they just creat units and its like boom ur an adult..

though no sex would drive the toss crazy.. it drives humans crazy at least..
 

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I always wondered what that little rotating thingy underneath the dragoon is (look closely.....youll see what im talking about)......and i dont know, but i bet the toss babes would be pretty turned on if some guy started screaming out 'power overwhelming' and 'the merging is complete' while they were mind-****ing or whatever you want to call it...
 

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i was thinking asexual reproduction
 

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I was thinking sexual reproduction. Their basic physical structure is a lot like ours why not the way they screw?

And btw I got a horrible image in my mind: a wrinkled-up Protoss female in lacy black lingerie. *vomits*
 

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Psi-sex! :p

Like, near the area where they would have the male reproductive organs, they could have a small circle and the other protoss can focus psi-energy there, or something...^^
 

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Zlot's Psi blades are equivalent to Human's Penis, you get the picture.
 

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marines = buttsecksed

medics = pregnant with toss babies

lings = ??? well actually, fully cracked lings > zlots.
 

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Yeah, but she died, man. I'm sticking to theory on incubation.
 

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I'm sure there is other females though. If there is one, there must be many. And i'd have to agree with you about the incubation theory.
 

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Darkmatter said:
Didn't Zeratul hit that enough to keep the Dark Templars alive? Invisible sex....hehe! :D
She's his matriarch, DM.
 
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