How Blizzard lieks to cock tease you

[Wing Zero]

StarCraft | Facebook

Giving out beta keys every random hour

 

[Tyrael]

I've been keeping up with this since they started yesterday; they have evolved from:
Posting keys in a new status
Posting keys in a random part of the status (which already has 100+ comments)
Posting keys with asterisks for one character
Posting images of the key that must be hand-typed

Overall it's irritating.

 

[Wing Zero]

overall most people are out of luck still lol

 

[Emperor Pan I]

Blizzard needs to stop this bullshit and just give keys out randomly. To the opt-ins. Like they said they would. to me.

 

[PauseBreak]

I've been Twittering so most of the keys pop up pretty late on my phone. Best bet is to call in sick and sit at your computer all day and make sure your fingers are warmed up Lucky I don't have to go through this anguish!

 

[Emperor Pan I]

It's bull****, because they're always claimed in the first 10 seconds

 

[PauseBreak]

=\ I guess you have to be faster. Not easy to do, but people are getting lucky.

 

[Emperor Pan I]

when thousands of people are going for 10-20 keys at a time, it's impossible.

 

[Aurora]

Blizzard needs to stop this bull**** and just give keys out randomly. To the opt-ins. Like they said they would. to me.

This.

But hey, they have to build a hype, eh?

 

[PauseBreak]

when thousands of people are going for 10-20 keys at a time, it's impossible.

They are now hosting some Twitter contest. Go for the gold.

 

[Emperor Pan I]

I ****ing hate twitter :/

 

[PauseBreak]

I ****ing hate twitter :/

Yet Twitter holds the key to the future.....of SC that is

 

[Emperor Pan I]

Yet Twitter holds the key to the future.....of SC that is

Wow. That pun just kicked me in the nuts and spit in the eye.

 

[PauseBreak]

It was so cleaver and so nonchalant-ish, I'm glad the joke brought a giggle to your heart and a smirk across your face.

 

[Aurora]

 

[master690]

Yeah wtf Blizzard what are you doing.. Just let us play!!!