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Hi i'm new at this & i have no idea how to do most of this so help please.
 

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Hello. I am J'kar. You may know me as the kid with longish hair who sits at the computer by the printer and always wears black. I currently have a bright neon green T on my pants that says "TRUNKED! Grean Tea."

I am also a massive part of this online community, and am revered and worshipped by all who read my posts. I just so happen to moderate Chit Chat, as well. If you need help, let me know and I am here to serve. For now, welcome to Battleforums, and may you enjoy your stay.
 

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J'kar is like a god on here he can help you with anything you need to know. And Welcome to Battleforums.
 

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J'kar is "like" a god here? I resent that term. There is a clear distinction between me and other members. Let there be no doubt in your mind. I AM a god here. Bow.
 

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Well, our conversation is meaningless babble about my deityhood. The forum as a whole is simply a place for people from all over the world to get together and hang out in a "friendly" environment with people with whom they share common interests. The site was originally centered on Blizzard games, but now the General forums are pretty hot. Really, it's just a fun place to shoot the bull with people around the world. For example, I have good friends in Luxembourg, Greece, Korea, and Portugal. How awesome is that?
 

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Welcome to Battleforums, jameswooten. Cookie?*
 

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For one, you talk about Blizzard games. More help?
 

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Darkmatter said:
Don't listen to these two. Knuckleheads. :D

Welcome to BattleForums. ^_^

What do you need help with exactly?
Hey, we brought him here. Don't call US knuckleheads. Another case of:

*looking over shoulder*

"What is that?"

"Battleforums."

"What is Battleforums?"

"A forum."

"Hmm...I think I'll go take a look."

"Okay."


Not precisely how it happened, but the general gist. You can thank me later.
 

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Venice_native said:
J'kar is just a fag, ignore him.
I thought about deleting that post, but then I thought we should have two opinions on Jkar in this thread. So GG.

Anyways, welcome and we hope you stay.
 

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J'kar said:
Hey, we brought him here. Don't call US knuckleheads. Another case of:

*looking over shoulder*

"What is that?"

"Battleforums."

"What is Battleforums?"

"A forum."

"Hmm...I think I'll go take a look."

"Okay."


Not precisely how it happened, but the general gist. You can thank me later.
Knucklehead. :p
 

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Welcome to BattleForums, jameswooten. Cookie?

Basically, BattleForums is divided into categories, forums, threads and posts. Simply look at the forum on the index that appeals most to you and find a thread that you think you want to reply to. If not, create a new thread.*
 

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SlyFie said:
I thought about deleting that post, but then I thought we should have two opinions on Jkar in this thread. So GG.

Anyways, welcome and we hope you stay.
Why are two opinions necessary? Mine's the only one that matters. You know I'm right. I'm always right. Just like iMike.

But yeah, I forsee not a whole lot coming of this. He really doesn't strike me as a Blizzard gamer, although I can't say I really know him all that well.
 

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Your right i not a big gamers other than sports games but this webpage seems cool so i'll stay. Now whats the basics on this site, what is it for and what do you d0? *
 

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Well, we've been pretty much telling you, although more specifically, Chit Chat is for "friendly" chat about fairly clean topics, the Asylum is for mature content and flaming, and the Void is pretty much the trash can.

And wherever you post...no porn.
 

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Chit-Chat = basic discussion about anything chatty. Asylum is for mental cases, Teh Void is for mindless blabbling, and then you have all the gaming forums. If you have intelligence, the Arcane Sanctuary might be viable for you too. =P
 

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Chit-Chat = basic discussion about anything chatty.
My domain. I run a real tight ship.
Asylum is for mental cases,
My home away from home, although now it's mostly "Flea has a small penis" in there.
Teh Void is for mindless blabbling,
Aka the Penguin Stronghold. That is all Teh Void is for.
and then you have all the gaming forums.
I check in on Diablo and StarCraft. As you said you're not a big gamer, you probably won't be doing too much around there.
If you have intelligence, the Arcane Sanctuary might be viable for you too. =P
Obviously I stay out of there.
 
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