Favorite quotes

[Ethanael]

Wow, that murderer-hero-conquerer quote was....interesting. I've never thought about that before.

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. ~Polish Proverb

 

[shinzon]

Why drink and drive when u can smoke and fly ~ some stoner i know

 

[Ethanael]

hahahaha! Good one.

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. ~Ludwig Börne

 

[Verago]

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? ~Stanislaw J. Lec

 

[Ethanael]

lol ^
When the student is ready, the master appears. ~Buddhist Proverb
peace out while i meditate.

 

[Emperor Pan I]

Sic vis pacem para bellum.

"You want peace, prepare for war."

The ancient Roman expression "if you want peace prepare for war" is from "Epitoma Rei Militaris," by Vegetius.

In Latin: "Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum."

Actual Translation:
Therefore, whoever wishes for peace, let him prepare for war.

 

[Khull]

"The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself"
-Franklin Roosevelt

"To be, or not to be, that is the question"
-Hamlet

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
-Thomas Edison

 

[Darkmatter]

The one in my signature, which I made myself about two years ago on Diablo II, on my first account. It meant that no matter how many times I changed, I would always keep a piece of that change when I changed again. Now I'm quite a unique person, as some of you know.

 

[Ntrik_]

"The Concious is unending"
-Siddharta Gautama.

 

[Ethanael]

"woka woka woka woka woka."
- pacman.

 

[Kuzmich]

"A communist soldier ran out of ammo, he thought to himself "but i am communist" and his rifle started shooting again"-- old russian army joke

"What should a communist soldier do incase of a nuclear attack?
Keep his rifle away from his pants so the melting metal want make holes in gov't owned clothes."-- old Russian army joke

"Let there be light" said the electricioner, and rubbed his ass with phosphor."-- new russian wisdom

"War is not about shooting, it is about shooting"-- from a russian movie "War" then a russian soldier talks to the British guy who was filming the battle on his camera, spoken in english.

 

[Kitty]

"You kill one man, you are a murderer. You kill 10 men, you are a monster. You kill 100 men, you are a hero, and if you kill everyone, you are a god."

Just thought it was interesting.

 

[BlueCheeseKilla]

"what was hitlers last name?" my girlfriend said that last year and it was funny


also

"you can't fight in here, this is the war room!"

from dr.strangelove

 

[_Ace]

"Human kind is the measurement of everything" was it... errmmm some sophist phylosopher or whatever
"Only those who felt pain can describe happyness" saw it somewhere...
"If you run around a pole fast enough you can **** yourself in the ass" derived from Einstein's relativity
"If we want to prevent forest fires we should cut all the trees" George W. Bush
"There are only 10 kinds of people in the world, those who know binary and those who don't"
"There are only 3 kinds of people in the world, those who know how to count and those who don't"
"A friend is a person who knows everything about you, and still loves you"
"Human intelligence has a limit, human stupidity doesn't"
"It's better to shut up and look stupid than to open your mouth and prove it"

The one in my signature, which I made myself about two years ago on Diablo II, on my first account. It meant that no matter how many times I changed, I would always keep a piece of that change when I changed again. Now I'm quite a unique person, as some of you know.

Wow... so you "invented" something that Aristoteles said 2400 years ago?

 

[DigitalElite]

"You kill one man, you are a murderer. You kill 10 men, you are a monster. You kill 100 men, you are a hero, and if you kill everyone, you are a god."

Just thought it was interesting.

similar to one of the ones I posted

 

[Ethanael]

Muahahah! Must...kill...everyone...=)

"The capacity to learn is a gift;
The ability to learn is a skill;
The WILLINGNESS to learn is a choice." -Unknown

 

[Sakuhta]

"You kill one man, you are a murderer. You kill 10 men, you are a monster. You kill 100 men, you are a hero, and if you kill everyone, you are a god."

Just thought it was interesting.

That's from Kamikaze's signature... and I always thought it was rather... stupid.. there's too many versions of "kill X number of people," and saying everyone is the extremist of useless.

 

[_Ace]

I'm not completely useless, at least I can be used as a example of what people shouldn't do.

 

[TKDismyLIFE]

"For those who wish for peace, prepare for war"

I like this one too, makes sense


"The most important thing we have is the things we give to others"
--just thought about it :nooob

 

[Verago]

"Ye Not Guilty"