Diablo freestyle?

not_a_poster

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idea gave it to me by the barbarien dude and the starcraft freestyle thread on blizzforums. so basically just make a song/poem/rap about diablo or your character or something, and dont eat me cuz of my spellnig....

even tho i dont have uber skills
my blizzard almost always kills
my uber rare orb in one
and my spirit monarch for fun
i put a point into static
and use it on bosses like an addict
i just dont like it in hell
cuz u cant static past the bell(half way)
my merc sucks major balls
his equipment is like a bathroom stall
i am an uber poor noob
no soj's, no good loot
so now u know about my chick spoonme
which is her name, dont ask me
if u duel her you will win
unless i u lag like a blimip

lol i know it sucks
 
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